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16 Best Ways To Embarrass Your Dog In Public

These ridiculous canine trends are sure to make your furry friend squirm in shame. Best look away now, Fido.

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4. Order Him a Sex Toy

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If you weren't already grossed out enough, the Doggie Lover Doll comes complete with a silicone vagina, an easy to clean reservoir, and a tube of lubricant. Because if there's one thing horny dogs need, it's lubricant.

5. Put Him in a Silly Costume

You could have picked the Rambo outfit or the Batman costume, but when you take away a dog's dignity it's important to ensure that every last shred is gone.

11. Get Him Some Fake Testicles


First you chop off your dog's balls and then you replace them with a pair of prosthetics and expect him not to notice the difference? Yeah, try that shit with your boyfriend and see how well it goes down.

12. Sign Him Up For Dance Lessons


What's the best way to give your dog plenty of exercise and mental stimulation? If your dog had a choice, wearing a ridiculous outfit and learning merengue probably wouldn't be top of his list.

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