3. Get Him a Dogbrella
Everyone knows that dogs hate getting wet and muddy. Clearly, a dogbrella is the only sensible solution.
5. Put Him in a Silly Costume
You could have picked the Rambo outfit or the Batman costume, but when you take away a dog’s dignity it’s important to ensure that every last shred is gone.
9. Spray Him With Canine Cologne
Does your dog have a hot date at the park? Completely ruin his chances by blitzing him with goat milk pet cologne.