1. Don't let anyone butter your muffin.
2. Relentlessly bully your Dad's new girlfriend.
3. Stay with the person you marry
4. Keeping your fingers and arms crossed is a sure fire way of making sure everything goes to plan.
5. If you're going to drink do it inside the house.
6. There's not even any hidden context here.
7. Perfect IS boring.
8. Never wear pink and orange glittery satin assymetric crop tops.
9. Plaid shirts and pigtails are always a good look.
10. Lie-ins are crucial.
11. Go ALL out on Halloween.
12. Keep calm and carry on.
13. Hair always looks sexy pushed back.
14. Watch where you're walking.
15. And finally... Stay fabulous.
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