1. I heard Piers Morgan's middle name is 'Bitter'.
2. Whereas Anna Kendrick is a beacon of light and thoughtfulness.
3. Alan Sugar just can't keep his thoughts about pond life scum to himself...
4. ... while Lindsay Lohan is sending out happy, safety messages complete with swimsuit selfie #TooKind
5. Charlie Sheen was nasty about his ex (complete with questionable spelling manipulation to create insults.)
6. James Blunt, on the other hand, does not rise to the bait.
7. Tulisa Contostavlos, wash your mouth out!
8. Why can't you be more like Jodie Marsh who offers helpful medical advice?
9. Azealia Banks & Lily Allen's beef is, frankly, a little embarrassing...
10. While Kim Kardashian works tirelessly at promoting the truth.
11. Professor Green can't hold his tongue when someone annoys him.
12. Lady Gaga, however, is too busy loving and appreciating her Little Monster's like a good pop star should.
13. Kanye West went H.A.M. in a caps-lock-filled rage at a chat show host who was just trying to have a laugh.
14. Whereas Miley Cyrus (who was sick at the time) expressed her deepest sorrow at letting her fans down, complete with a range of emojis.
15. Before seeking help, Amanda Bynes was pretty mean about, well, just about everyone.
16. Leaving behind her ABH days, Cheryl Cole is now a pillar of society with words of wisdom such as this.
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