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    43 Geeky Gifts To Give Your Favourite Nerd This Valentine's Day

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    1. This screaming goat for the person who considers themselves a bit of a memelord and is always spamming the group chat with new annoying memes. It also makes a great gag gift, if you and your partner aren't really into the whole Valentine's Day thing.

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    Each screaming Bovidae comes with a 32-page illustrated booklet of facts and trivia about these weird creatures.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $12.38.

    2. A sexy Geralt figurine that recreates that iconic scene from The Witcher. All that's missing is Henry Cavill's toned booty.

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    The hand-painted resin figurine is the next best thing to watching (and re-watching) the scene that sparked a thousand memes.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $84.14.

    3. These blank floppy disc coasters are a great gift to give anyone who wishes we could go back to simpler times. Unlike real floppy discs, these are made of flexible silicone. They might not be able to save a document, but they can save someone's precious coffee table!

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    These can also be tossed in the dishwasher if someone DOES spill something on them. Just be sure to advise the gift recipient to put them in the top rack, since silicone can distort in hot water.

    Get a set of four coasters on Amazon Canada for $16.99+ (available in five different packs).

    4. These hand-painted Star Wars salt and pepper shakers are not only an awesome collector's item, but they'll actually come in handy, too! Gift them to the Star Wars fan in your life, whether they still wax nostalgic over the release of A New Hope, if they're geeking out over The Mandalorian (baby Yoda IS pretty adorable).

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    Reviewers really like the premium quality. Since they're hand-painted, I wouldn't recommend putting them in the dishwasher, but then again, how often does one wash salt and pepper shakers?

    Get the set on Amazon Canada for $19.99+ (available in ten designs).

    5. This set of Game of Thrones wine glasses that'll inspire them to drink and know things. Don't let them be like Jon Snow, who, as we all know, knows nothing.

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    The gold foil letters may make them feel like a king on the Iron Throne, but it's probably not a good idea to put these glasses in the microwave or the dishwasher. They'll just have to wash these by hand!

    Get a pair on Amazon Canada for $24.99 (available in two styles).

    6. This Witcher polyurethane wallet that's embossed with the show's iconic wolf motif. It might not be as rustic as Jaskier's coin purse, but who carries coins around nowadays, anyway?

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    It's officially licensed merch, too! And it'll hold up to five credit cards.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $39.99.

    7. This nostalgia T-shirt that's a funny way to poke fun at how far technology has come. It'll remind the geek in your life of the good old days of VHS tapes, cassettes, and floppy discs. Nothing sounded more like Friday night in the '90s than rewinding a VHS rental from Blockbuster!

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    The tee is made of pre-shrunk cotton, so unlike tech from the past, it'll stick around — UNCHANGED — for years.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $10.30+ (available in six colours and in sizes S-XXL).

    8. This handmade "Tree of Gondor" tobacco pipe is sure to be a smoking hot gift for any Lord of the Rings fans. They'll be able to smoke the last of the Longbottom leaf after a successful siege of Isengard.

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    The particularly good salted pork is not included. It's made of pear wood and solid ebonite and finished with a high-gloss coating so it'll last forever.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $38.

    9. This Star Trek Starfleet insignia silicone mould will help take their cooking game to the ~final frontier~. They can use it to make cool ice cubes, for funky Jello-O shots, or for making candy or chocolate. The possibilities are as endless as deep space.

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    This tray can also ~boldly go~ in the dishwasher once it has served its purpose.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $13.99.

    10. A replica of Frodo's sword, Sting, from Lord of the Rings. It might not glow bright blue when orcs are around, but it'll definitely look awesome as part of a collection.

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    It even has Elvish engravings on both sides of the blade, and comes with a brown leather scabbard. Be warned, though: it's not a toy! I wouldn't recommend giving this to children.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $108.

    11. The Silmarillion, the collaborative prologue to Lord of the Rings that Tolkien worked on with his son. The story delves deeper into the history of Middle Earth, and will satisfy any burning questions LOTR fans may have had after reading (or watching) Tolkien's seminal works.

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    Get the Kindle edition on Amazon Canada for $9.89+ (available in four formats).

    12. These circuit board cufflinks that'll add an element of ~geek chic~ to their next fancy-pants outing.

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    They're rhodium-plated for extra durability, too.

    Get a pair on Amazon Canada for $12.99 (available in 37 styles).

    13. These Star Trek USS Enterprise patent prints that show the patents filed between 1981 and 1990 of the iconic ship. It'll inspire them to explore strange new decor options!

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    Make sure you add some frames to the gift as well, since the prints don't come with any.

    Get them on Amazon Canada for $19.97.

    14. The Game of Thrones version of Settlers of Catan that pits players against each other as they vie for the coveted position of Lord Commander. And they won't even have to take the black to battle wildlings, White Walkers, and giants!

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    It still has all the elements of classic Catan, too, so anyone who's familiar with the original will have a blast with this version!

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $67.42.

    15. This Super Mario Bros. mini question block night light that'll level up their decor. Just like the question block in the iconic game, this light is touch-operated — they'll just have to give it a bop to turn it on and off!

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    It's dual powered, too, so it'll keep on shinin' even in a power outage.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $27.99.

    16. This LEGO-inspired coffee cup that'll prevent their mug from being stolen at the office (AGAIN). Each one comes with two packs of bricks that'll let them customize the vibe of their beverage. It's also awesome for anyone who gets a little ~tWiTChy~ after too much caffeine.

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    The food-grade plastic can withstand temperatures of up to 100° Celsius, but still shouldn't be used in the microwave or dishwasher.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $19.95 (available in four colours).

    17. This Jon Snow keychain that'll demonstrate to everyone that they know nothing. He even has the same forlorn look as the real Jon Snow!

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    And he even has a teeny tiny version of Longclaw clutched in his grasp! He might not be able to lead the Brothers of the Night's Watch, but he'll sure come in handy the next time they're looking for their keys.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $9.96.

    18. Vader's Little Princess, the illustrated story of Vader raising his rebellious daughter Leia, that'll be a hilarious addition to their bookshelf — not to mention a great way to get little ones into the Star Wars series!

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    Start 'em young!

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $18.40.

    19. A gold-plated One Ring wedding band will let them know that you only need one love to rule them all. It won't turn anyone invisible, but it IS cobalt-free, hypoallergenic, and made of lightweight titanium.

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    Plus it's a great ode to a classic story — maybe even the story that brought you two together in the first place! Maybe you were an Elf from Rivendell, hanging out by the punch bowl, and he was a dashing Ranger from the North. Maybe you two lit a few beacons *wink wink nudge nudge* later that night. Or maybe it's just their favourite movie.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $20.99+ (available in sizes 4-13.5).

    20. A set of these lab-inspired shot glasses that'll be a Germanium Nickel Uranium Sulfur (GeNiUS) addition to their bar cart, plus a great conversation starter at their next study group.

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    Like real lab equipment, these shot glasses should be washed carefully and by hand in order to preserve longevity.

    Get a set of four on Amazon Canada for $24.98.

    21. This Star Wars vintage graphic tee that'll finally let them demonstrate their allegiance to the Empire.

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    Unlike training to use the Force, care of this shirt requires minimal work (and no lost limbs!) — they'll be able to toss it in the washing machine, no problem.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $17.99+ (available in sizes S-5XL and in four colours).

    22. This Exploding Kittens: NSFW edition that'll be instantly recognizable to any avid boardgamers. It has the same rules as the original, with the fun addition of a few (okay, more than a few) naughty additions. Bring on the boob wizards!

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $24.99.

    23. These microfibre Rick and Morty bedsheets that aren't a portal gun, but they'll transport your geeky partner to dreamland faster than they can say, "Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!" They'll have everyone begging for them to show me what you got!

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    Get a full size set on Amazon Canada for $48.51.

    24. These light saber chopsticks that'll show everyone that they are a True Fan®, impress dinner guests, plus help them eat their favourite Asian-inspired cuisine.

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    Each set already comes with batteries, too, so they'll be able to use them straight away.

    Get two pairs on Amazon Canada for $38.70+ (available in six colours of individual pairs and in seven packs).

    25. That's no moon, it's a Death Star vinyl wall clock that'll make a handsome addition to the decor of any cinephile. Maybe they love movie memorabilia, or maybe they're just a fan of George Lucas' iconic work, but this clock is still a great collectible item to add to any collection.

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    It's made of a real vinyl record, you guys. I'm surprised you haven't added this to your cart yet, TBH, because unlike the Rebellion's plan to destroy the REAL Death Star, this is a sure-fire hit.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $29.99.

    26. A silicone sword tea infuser that's the perfect accessory for their knightly cup of tea. It even has a handy little hilt to avoid any burns.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $18.53 (available in five styles).

    27. This adorable Funko Pop figurine that'll ensure Ghost lives on forever in your home, and in your heart (even though he didn't appear much in the latest season of Game of Thrones).

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    At least we know he survived the mess that was Season 8.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $15.59.

    28. The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook so they can whip up a fresh batch of Cauldron Cakes or even a Knickerbocker Glory (screw you, Dudley).

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    It's got over 150 recipes inside to keep them occupied while they wait for their owl from Hogwarts (hello, I've personally been waiting for 16 years now, please advise).

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $15.49 (also available on Kindle).

    29. This colour-changing dinosaur mug that'll let them watch the flesh dissolve off a once-majestic dino as they pour themselves a hot beverage.

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    It's microwave-safe but NOT dishwasher-safe, so be sure they treat their new fossil with care.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $18.95.

    30. A pair of Spock socks that are perfect for every ~TREK~. Whether they're exploring deep space, or just revisiting Starfleet Academy, these will keep their feet looking fly AF.

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    Bonus: they're machine washable.

    Get a pair on Amazon Canada for $14.71.

    31. The Atlas of Improbable Places: A Journey to the World's Most Unusual Corners that details the most unusual, secretive, and bizarre places in the world.

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    From the secret tunnels dug for espionage throughout Europe, to ancient civilizations long since buried beneath lava, this atlas will take them places they've definitely never been before.

    Get the Kindle edition on Amazon Canada for $15.63+ (available in three formats).

    32. A beautiful set of glass brain slice coasters that are guaranteed to get the conversation going at their next dinner party. It's really a no-brainer, you guys.

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    Get a set of ten from Amazon Canada for $81.83.

    33. This hilarious card game that'll encourage the use of some colourful language. Scientists tell us that people who swear have higher IQs, so this is a clear choice! You know, in the name of science.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $19.95.

    34. A Back to the Future vanity plate so they can quickly let everyone know that not only are they very cool, but also extremely busy.

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    It's perfect for when someone comes by their desk at 4:59 p.m. and wants to "ask a quick question." *Points emphatically at vanity plate*

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $24.95.

    35. This sneaky boardgame, Code Names, that'll satisfy their James Bond fantasies at their next game night. It's a game of reasoning, logic, and espionage!

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    Is that one of their agents? A rival? Or an assassin? Only time will tell.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $26.96.

    36. This EMT Meal Transport bag that's pretty much guaranteed to keep sticky fingers away from those leftovers they've been waiting all day to munch on.

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    It's great for transporting food to their stomach (or transporting actual stomachs, no judgement) and keeping everything nice and cool in the meantime.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $24.87.

    37. Neil deGrasse Tyson's Death By Black Hole: And Other Cosmic Quandries, the book that'll take them on a journey through the cosmos without ever leaving their couch. It addresses myriad of cosmic questions that are as wide-ranging and expansive as space itself.

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    Life on Earth is getting to be...too much, you guys. And my boy Neil knows this. He wants to help. Let him.

    Get the Kindle Edition on Amazon Canada for $9.99 (available in four formats).

    38. This microwavable s'mores maker that'll allow them to enjoy the pure gooey pleasure of s'mores from the comfort of their home. No tent set-up necessary!

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    It cooks two s'mores in 30 seconds, and has an easy-to-fill water reservoir to keep things from drying out. And the little arms keep the marshmallows from exploding.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $26.18.

    39. This tongue-in-cheek (or tongue-in-somewhere-else) cookbook that'll address the topic of baking (and ~the birds and the bees~) in one neat little package. They might even learn something 😏.

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    This saucy recipe book (illustrated in full colour, by the way) is the most delicious entrée into pumpkin-spicing up a sex life.

    Get the Kindle edition on Amazon Canada for $9.99 (also available in paperback).

    40. Dead Fred, the handy desktop pen/pencil holder that'll bring some of that killer vibe into their home office. True crime dramas are having a moment, people!

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    Who could have done this?? What monster could have attacked poor, innocent Fred? *CSI: Miami theme plays in the distance*

    Get him on Amazon Canada for $17.47 (also available in Stress Ball Paul).

    41. A beautiful vinyl-bound boxed set of Tolkien's most popular works that'll let them display these evergreen classics with pride. It may be over 80 years since its publication, but everyone knows that The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are timeless!

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    Get the full boxed set on Amazon Canada for $60.64 (also available in paperback).

    42. This handy little tea-steeping robot that'll terminate any loose tea shrapnels in their next beverage. Skynet may not have taken over the world JUST yet, but it's inevitable!

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    He even comes with a teeny drip tray, so it's really only a matter of time until he says, "Come with me if you want to steep."

    Get him on Amazon Canada for $15.48+ (also available in five other styles).

    43. And lastly, this Pac-Man Connect and Play-12 game set that'll let them relive their younger days. Pac-Man basically launched the video game industry as we know it, so it's only right to pay him the homage he deserves.

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    Just plug him into the TV using the cords provided, and they'll have access to 12 classic games. Cords store easily in the game case (styled like Pac-Man's face). Wicked.

    Get him on Amazon Canada for $41.96.

    You'll catch them ridin' nerdy in no time:

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