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1. This six-piece fade-resistant towel set made of 100% cotton for extra softness and durability.
Customers love the great value and the array of colours, so you can go ahead and throw out those old towels you keep "just in case".
Get a set of six for $27.66+ (comes in six colours).
2. This insanely vibrant shower curtain to add some *DRAMA* and razzle-dazzle to your special throne room.
With over 40 different designs, you can fully customize your bathroom experience. Maybe you're still waiting for your letter from Hogwarts, or you're sick of sending subtle messages to your crush, or you just want guests to finish their business, damn it! Whatever you're searching for, these non-toxic polyester curtains are perfect.
Get one from Amazon Canada for $19.99+ (comes with hooks).
3. This exfoliating bath brush with natural fibers and a long bamboo handle, so you can reach all those hard-to-reach (read: hard-to-clean) places.
4. A Himalayan salt foaming bath to transform your boring, ordinary bathroom into a zen-like spa where everything is good and nothing hurts.
Epsom and Himalayan salts combine with essential oils to create this luxurious soak.
Get a one-litre bottle from Amazon Canada for $7.98 (also available in lavender and eucalyptus and spearmint).
5. This beard-trimming apron that attaches directly to your bathroom mirror and traps any tiny hair crumbs, so you're not finding them years later stuck to the bottom of your sock, or trapped around the faucet, or on your toothbrush, or — you get the picture.
6. This overflow drain cover so your days of sitting in a half-full tub of tepid water are over. Nice, deep soak — here we come.
7. Shhh...it happens. Which is why you need this pre-poop spray that traps the whole spectrum of smells produced by human beings.
It comes in four scents and lasts for up to 300 sprays.
Get it from Amazon Canada for $6.97+ (available in fruity pin-up, lavender superstar, lemon idol, and rosy starlet.)
8. An adjustable bamboo bath tub caddy (try saying that three times fast) with slots for literally everything — including a WINE GLASS. Sip sip, hooray!
9. This powerful bathroom cleaner spray that harnesses the power of nature to help you in the fight against rust, grime, and soap scum. *triumphant trumpet*
Contains no phosphorus or bleach, and comes in toilet bowl, multi-surface, glass and surface, multi-purpose, dishwasher detergent, and compostable cleaning wipes. Whew!
Get it on Amazon Canada for $3.37+.
10. This bestselling at-home facial steamer that will open (i.e. de-gunk) your pores and deeply moisturize your skin — no expensive skincare treatment necessary.
11. This pressure-levelling rainfall shower head because honestly, gone are the days when low shower pressure leaves me looking like a greasy rat, or when I have the flesh stripped from my bones because the pressure is fire-hose level.
This glossy shower head is easy to install, and has a pivoting joint so you can aim that perfect stream exactly where you want it (wink wink, nudge nudge).
Get it from Amazon Canada for $32.97+ (comes in six-inch, eight-inch, and 12-inch diameters).
12. A cushiony bath pillow to take your bathing experience to *heavenly heights*.
13. This detoxifying tea tree and vetiver body wash to help purify your body's largest organ.
14. A silicone face mask applicator — less waste and less mess.
15. These soothing Dead Sea salts. They're paraben- and sulfate-free, so it's the closest you'll get to actually dunking yourself in the mineral-rich waters of the Dead Sea without a passport.
16. A set of four stainless steel bathroom mounts for all your towels and thingamabobs to really jazz up the bathroom in your rented bathroom. If you can't renovate — update!
17. This absolutely bonkers, insanely awesome Clarisonic facial cleansing brush that'll make your skin look smoother than a baby's bum.
18. This ultrasonic essential oil diffuser with over 2,500 (!!!) 5-star reviews, and can double as a portable humidifier.
This relaxation powerhouse has features galore: seven differently-coloured lights, 15 light modes, four time settings, and a waterless auto-off function. AND it comes in a dark chestnut brown, if that's more your style.
Get it from Amazon Canada for $35.99+ (also comes in dark brown).
19. A handy beauty tool organizer, if you, like me, find chaos exhausting. With three compartments plus a cord pocket (also doubles as a brush holder!), its perfect for protecting your belongings from a scalding curling iron, or from the inevitable ~cable tangle~.
20. This waterproof Bluetooth speaker so you can blast your fave tunes in the shower — or wherever — and treat your friends and family to a free concert. Alexa, play the A Star is Born soundtrack.
It's even got a powerful rechargeable battery, and customers love the great value and awesome 360° sound.
Get it from Amazon Canada for $44.99 (also comes in rose gold).
21. A self-draining soap tray that will not only extend the life of your soap, but also prevent the dreaded sMOosHy bottom.
22. This swanky non-electric bidet attachment that'll fit on your current toilet, because the world is going to hell in a hand basket and you can at least have a clean bum when it all goes up in flames.
Each kit contains everything you need to easily attach your new best friend to any toilet in your home and feel like the cleanest, freshest version of yourself.
Get it from Amazon Canada for $40.67+ (also available in white and blue).
You deserve this.
