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1. This super badass skull lip balm from Rebels Refinery, which honestly changed my life and gave me the soft, healthy lips of my dreams.
Formulated with Vitamin E, coconut and sweet almond oils, and a cool mint flavour, it's also gluten-, paraben- and phthalate-free, and leaves no drying, waxy residue. The only downside is that it's almost TOO cool, and will almost certainly be stolen by your significant other (looking at you, Andrew).
Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.74.
2. An unscented moisturizer specially formulated for dry skin, so you can kiss those crinkly elephant elbows goodbye.
3. This luxurious skin-conditioning beard oil that will soften even the burliest, bushiest beard, and prevent itchiness and ingrown hairs.
It's full of all the good stuff (like Moroccan argan, almond, jojoba, prickly pear seed, castor, avocado, blackseed, and sesame seed oils, and Vitamin E) and free of all the yucky things you probably shouldn't put on your face (like parabens, mineral oils, sulfates, artificial colorants, and animal products). It'll make your beard smell like a freshly shaved pencil, in the best possible way.
Get it on Amazon Canada for $24.50.
4. The famous Mario Badescu facial spray, formulated with rosewater and aloe for maximum hydration wherever you are.
5. This hypoallergenic, light-blocking organic silk eye mask that's perfect for preventing dry skin and hair while you toss and turn during the night (let's be real, no one is getting a good night's sleep these days).
6. When your skin is udderly destroyed, try this Udderly Smooth hand cream, a greaseless, stainless, water-based moisturizer you can keep by your side always.
7. This conditioning detangler, specially formulated to tame flyaways and add shine to your little one's hair (or to yours!).
Customers love the scent (mmm, creamsicles!) and how it works for virtually all hair types.
Get a bottle on Amazon Canada for $6.97.
8. This multipurpose jojoba oil, ideal for moisturizing all your driest bits — hair, skin, cuticles, you name it.
9. The choice is clear: these preservative-free hydrating eye drops will help moisten the driest of eyeballs. SEE what I did there? Of course you did. You have hydrated eyes.
It's also got a sterile delivery system, so you don't have to worry about germs and bacteria.
Get a 10ml bottle on Amazon Canada for $12.48 (also available in advanced, allergy therapy, and night therapy).
10. Take your hydration game to the next level with this portable personal humidifier, specially formulated for use with any standard water bottle, whether it's reusable or not (judging you).
This product comes with so many awesome hidden features, it's sure to become your new go-to: it's super quiet, can be used cordlessly at any time (it's powered by USB or three AA batteries), and has four adjustable timer settings. Plus it's got an automatic shut-off for when the water runs out.
Get it on Amazon Canada for $25.99.
11. Guys, let's be honest: you NEED this super silky lube. Not only is it "luxury" 💁♀️, but it's designed to transfer sensation and doesn't dissipate until after you're done....y'know, using it.
12. This Gillette Series aftershave gel, perfect for giving sensitive skin a much-needed dose of moisture.
13. Two pairs of exfoliating and moisturizing foot masks to get your tootsies in tip-TOE shape.
14. A tin of Burt's Bees all-natural ointment to soothe, soften, and basically rescue your skin (it's literally named Res-Q).
15. A pack of six 24-karat gold collagen gel face masks to revitalize, energize, and most importantly, MOISTURIZE your facial skin until it glows with the light of a thousand suns.
16. Thayer's Rose Petal Witch Hazel toner is alcohol-free, and will help diminish redness, acne, and impurities in your skin, WITHOUT stripping it of any last shred of moisture like most ordinary toners do.
Your skin is your body's largest organ and it deserves to be pampered. Customers love the light, natural scent.
Get a 12-ounce bottle on Amazon Canada for $14.39 (also available in a pack of two).
17. It's hard to drink enough water, so keep things interesting with these flexible 3D skull ice cube makers. They're excellent for celebrating #spookyszn all year round.
These are just so cool, you guys: 100% BPA-free, non-toxic, food-grade, leak-free, microwave-, oven-, and dishwasher-safe, these giant skull cubes will keep your boring old glass of water looking SICK AS HELL right down to the last drop.
Get a tray on Amazon Canada for $14.99 (also available in alien).
18. The healthier six-pack: a box of beautifully-packaged, naturally-scented bath bombs formulated with jojoba oil and shea butter to give you the luxurious soak of your dreams.
19. A tube of Polysporin Triple Antibiotics Ointment, which not only keeps any minor wounds and scratches from getting infected, but it deeply moisturizes skin to speed up the healing process. Win-win.
Get a 15-gram tube on Amazon Canada for $7.98 (also available in a 30-gram tube).
20. In the immortal words of Derek Zoolander:
