25 Unusual Valentine's Day Gifts That Are So Great, You'll Wanna Keep Them For Yourself
Leaving hearts and candies behind in 2021.
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1. A pair of concrete robots that'll immortalize your love for your partner. Each piece is handmade, making it a perfect bespoke gift for your special person.

Get a pair from YouConcreteMeShop on Etsy Canada for $40+ (available in two styles and with three add-on options).
2. A transparent song plaque that'll commemorate a meaningful tune (or just serve as a reminder of the time you guys did the chicken dance in the kitchen at 3 a.m).

You can even customize the cover photo!
Get it from StaatsCustoms on Etsy Canada for $49+ (available in seven styles and four mounting options).
3. The Atlas of Improbable Places: A Journey to the World's Most Unusual Corners that details the most bizarre places in the world. From the secret tunnels dug for espionage throughout Europe to ancient civilizations long since buried beneath lava, this atlas will take them places they've definitely never been before.

4. A booklet of coupons that'll help them get what they really want this Valentine's Day (like finally watching the show they love with them). Because it takes the guesswork out of gifting, you can rest easy knowing you won't be spending V-Day in the dog house.
A day of compliments? Yes, please!
Get a booklet of six coupons from ShabbyxHair on Etsy Canada for $11.
5. A custom Rick and Morty-style portrait, if your partner loves cartoons more than real life. It's basically guaranteed to make them LOL and they (probably) won't transform themselves into a pickle to get out of hanging out with you.

Get it from GraffityCloud on Etsy Canada for $11.15+ (available in nine options, and with or without personalization).
6. This ping pong set that'll transform their dining table into a full-on sports court. The net's adjustable, so it'll be a guaranteed perfect fit (and could even work on bar tops and coffee tables, too).

If you're living together, you'll get to take advantage of this awesome gift, too.
Get it from Linen Chest for $49.95.
7. A funny candle that'll commemorate the early days of your relationship. You'll be able to choose from over 40 different scents, so they'll actually want to light it (instead of letting it collect dust on their shelf).

Get it from BelliniBubblesBeauty on Etsy Canada for $29.26+ (available in two sizes and 48 scents).
8. A scratch-off map that'll come in handy when they're planning their next jet-set adventure. It's the easiest way for them to #humblebrag about their travels (or dream about new ones).

10. This Exploding Kittens expansion pack that'll be instantly recognizable to any avid boardgamers. Thanks to 20 powerful new cards, they'll be able to send in vampugs or a recon sloth to aid their efforts and claim the title of winner.

11. A set of deliberately mismatched socks for the partner who's always losing theirs. They're designed to be mixed and matched, so go ahead and get them extra pairs (just in case).

They're longer than most dress socks, which means they're great for blister-prone feet or wearing with winter boots.
Get a pair from FridaySockCo on Etsy Canada for $17.25.
12. This pooch-shaped neck warmer that'll ease their sore, tired muscles and help them relax after a long day. It's filled with wheat berries, so they won't need to stress about water or gel leaking all over the place the next time they use it.
Get it from Linen Chest for $29.95.
13. A nameplate necklace that's inscribed with sign language symbols. If they're not big into nameplates, you could engrave a funny phrase or a special location instead.
14. A pair of saucy boxers that'll spice up your Valentine's Day celebrations. They're basically the comfier version of lingerie (while still being edgy enough to keep the heat going).

Get a pair from CuteTeesCa on Etsy Canada for $28 (available in sizes S-2XL).
15. This framed artwork that'll help you talk nerdy to your partner. Skip the chocolate-covered strawberries (yawn!) and go for something geek chic instead.

It's easy to hang or can be placed on a desk or counter.
Get it from Qutiecreativedesigns on Etsy Canada for $45 (available in two frame colours).
16. An adorable ceramic mug that'll convey your love for your partner's posterior. They're sure to get a chuckle the next time they're sipping on their morning java!

Get it from LotsBeautiThing on Etsy Canada for $33.17 (available in two sizes).
17. A romantic AF neon sign that'll serve as a cute reminder of your affections.

You can choose from ten colours to make sure it matches their decor. Reviewers say it's super bright, so they won't need to switch on their overhead light to get a lil' illumination.
Get it from HdjLetterSign on Etsy Canada for $167.22+ (available in ten colours and four sizes).
18. A set of chilling stones that'll cool down their drinks, without diluting them. These cute diamonds and dice are odour free, too, meaning they won't absorb any stink from their freezer.

Get a set of seven stones from Linen Chest for $14.95.
19. A handmade enamel pin that'll make your partner feel like a bonafide hottie. It's a cute way to remind them how attractive you find them, without getting all mushy.

Get it from CrazyCraftyChickClub on Etsy Canada for $16.
20. This bottle of capsule letters that's the millennial equivalent of those little message hearts (and guys, it's just as cute). You can write your own messages on the tiny scrolls inside any of the 90 capsules, making it a really thoughtful bespoke gift.
21. The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook, so they can whip up a fresh batch of Cauldron Cakes or even a Knickerbocker Glory (screw you, Dudley).

23. A pair of highball glasses that'll celebrate your magnetic attraction to your partner. Whether they're sipping on cocktails or just trying to stay hydrated, this set is one they'll love reaching for.

24. This minty lip balm will help save their lips from a flaky, peeling fate. It's saturated with yummy natural ingredients like coconut oil, honey, rosemary oil, and peppermint extract.

It glides on super smooth, leaving behind zero waxy or sticky residue. Plus, you'll reap some pretty smooch-worthy benefits, too!
Get it from Simons for $8.
25. And lastly, this awesome gift for the partner who says they "wANt nOtHinG" for every👏single👏occasion👏. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the surprise on their face when they unwrap it!

Get it from FabriqueCo on Etsy Canada for $23.99.