1. You post endless pictures on social media of your new baby
This is mine, Ophelia
2. You go crazy at the Petsmart or the Petco and buy all the toys
Even though they're all destroyed in a week
3. Cry when the puppy bites you with those puppy teeth
But you let them do it anyway because they're super cute!
4. It's hard to get mad when they go potty in the house
You just want to cuddle their sweet face
5. You find bits of your favorite shoe all over the house
How could you?!
6. You get afraid of the silence
WHAT are you getting into?
7. You let them sleep wherever they want
Even if it's on top of you
8. You spend almost half your day outside, hoping they'll go potty
I'll give you a snack if you do!
9. You spend the other half of the day making sure they stay out of trouble.
Please don't eat the carpet.
10. You take them out everywhere to show off your new baby
Look at them, LOOK AT THEM!
11. You talk to them
And they listen
12. You know that you've found your forever friend
And they'll love you, no matter what you do.