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Top Tweets Of 2017

Twitteratis have had another FUNtastic year filled with laughter and stomach hurting jokes. As we are coming to the end of 2017, I would love to bring some of the top tweets from 2017 to you through this article. I tried my level best to take the top ones, may have missed a couple here and there but its all good! Hope these tweets will bring a smile to your face.! Special shoutout to Achint for helping me out in collecting these tweets. Happy Holidays and A Happy New Year!

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*Marwadi* Kids go to dukan Adults go to dukan Legends go to dukan

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Apparently some Bihari's can pronounce Mark Waugh without pronouncing his surname.

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When you died in a bomb blast but realized that you forgot to tweet Terrorism Has No Religion.

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Public- Bollywood wale achi movies kyu nahi banate? B'wood- newton dekhi? P- nahi B- judwa2 dekhi? P-han B- bas islye nahi banate .

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Judiciary : what did you do? Person : killed a few people Judiciary : jaane do Judiciary : and you? Person : scam… https://t.co/POrqCkunTE

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Saif Ali Khan showing how star kids go ahead than other talented non-star kids

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How RaGa became party president.

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*AMITY's Notice Board* - Akshay 4 PM Mon - Ranveer 1 PM Tues - Hrithik 3 PM Wed - SRK 12 PM Thur - Salman 2 PM Fri - Quarterly Exams: ONLINE

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We live in a society where the rich ask for nudes and the poor ask for clothes.

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Me : Date pe ja raha hu nervous hu bhai Friend : just act cool bro *On Date* She : Favourite chocolate? Me : Ro… https://t.co/qmnHeC3gzi

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First Indian man who fall in love with fake id.

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Who did this 😭😭😂😂

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*watching Padmavati in 3D* Me: Kya mast war scene chalu hai. Iska 3D ekdum real lag raha hai Frnd: Abe vo Rajput hai. Theatre tod rahe hai

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Shraddha Kapoor is finally out of the Jacket and all happy that she can breathe properly.

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dad- behen ki shaadi hai aur cards bhi nahi batein ab tak me- mei baant deta hu ek baar shuffle kar k de do.

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Walked past this CEO type looking man and my dupatta didn't get stuck in his button cufflinks. Wtf dupatta do your job

17.

Finally someone took revenge for turkish icecream trick 😂

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You learn to eat dinner on time in a hostel, because there will be matar paneer at 8 pm, only matar at 9 pm, and just gravy at 10 pm.

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Kans: Teri ma kahan hai? Krishna: *points to Yashoda* Kans: Asli ma saale Krishna: sach sach. MDH MDH...

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Mom - Kya khaana banaau, Paneer, Rajma? Me - Paneer bana do Mom - Wo toh nahi hai gharme

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"भगवान, कुछ चाहिए हो तो बताना"

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I have a joke on Petrol but very fuel understand.

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Jitne dhokhe khaaye hai us hisaab se I should get Sadma Bhushan award

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Microsoft- Cortana Apple- Siri Samsung- Bixby Google- google assistant Amitabh Bachchan- ComputerJi

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Dhoni can stump him out easily if he Sneezes.

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*Ajay devgn went to his friends house* Friend's mom- Ajay isko apna hi ghar samjho. Ajay- *spits vimal on the wall*

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*BSNL Customer care* Shahrukh khan : hello, mera net nahi chal raha Guy : aur movies ? Hello, hello are you there ?

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Bandra Girl - I need to lose weight Mom - Pooja karo BG - WTF why? Mom - Pooja karogi toh bhakti mein LEAN ho jaogi 😎 BG - Love you mom 😍

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Call me antisocial but just don't call me.

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Our national food should be Rishwat.

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Degrees of passport application in India- 1) Regular 2) Tatkal 3) Sushma Swaraj

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Hard work pays off but a marwadi doesn't.

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*Enter password* *Password* *Your password is incorrect* *Incorrect* Computer : welcome Aliya bhatt.

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Pic 1: 140 characters Pic 2: 280 characters

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When you hire Virat Kohli for your advertisement

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When Relatives Get to know That I Failed in Exam

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Deepika- happy birthday Ranveer- where's my gift. *Deepika undresses herself* *Ranveer picks up the dress* "thanks baby I love it"

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how desi parents react when you disappoint them

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me when an interviewer asks 'what your skills are'

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*At Gym* Day 1: Bhai 6 pack kitne din me aa jayenge? Day 3: Yeh John Abraham jaise biceps kitne din me ban jayeng… https://t.co/6favfx9Nqr

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Save your ass,Grow more trees.😂

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When you're poor but your GF wants you to wear branded tshirts.

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Jake seriously needs to apply some Iodex now

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Twitter Introducing #280characters limits for a tweet.

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I really think Savdhaan India should vishram now.

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When people take Make In India too seriously.

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Ticket collector:Reservation hai? Me: Hota to IAS hoti 😭 *cries*

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boy gets ebola friends : jab dekho bimar pada rehta h. girl forgets to put eyeliner one day friends : baby kya hua tabiyat to sahi h na :o

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Me-goa jau frnds k sath? Mom-shadi krle phir pati k sath jana😃 Me-club? Mom-pati ke sath Mom-ek cup chai bna de😅 Me-pati ke liye banaungi😐

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*At a Restaurant* Waiter: Sir bill aap kaise pay karenge? Cash, Credit, debit, PayTM ya JioMoney?? A.R. Rahman - Dil se re!

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We live in a society where a person who has quit smoking is appreciated more than the person who has never smoked in the first place.

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*Javed Akhtar at ration shop* Javed : Fuck kar do 😌 Shopkeeper starts fucking him Farhan : Arre Shakkar maang rahe hain. 😂

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Hard work pays off but a marwadi doesn't.

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The only good thing about sadness is that nobody's jealous of it.

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digital india aur swachh bharat ka behtreen mishran !😂✌

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Incase you haven't understood GST yet. Mahendra Singh Dhoni will clear it out.

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Remember that kid meme? You'd be amazed what he looks like now... #indvaus

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Your best friend has a hidden comedian inside and it will come out in front of your girlfriend.

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Damn! No one is happy in India while in office 😂 @IndiaExplained @sanjayuvacha

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How we (Indians) describe beautiful places of our country. "Wahan jao, lagega hi nahi ki India me ho"

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When you can't decide whether you're playing the guitar or sitar.

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Other people in relationships vs me

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When your parents are roasting you in front of guests.

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Preet ○. く|)へ 〉  ̄ ̄┗┓ kailash kher     ┗┓  ヾ○シ    ┗┓ ヘ/       ┗┓ノ           ┗

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*Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile" *points to his cave* "That's the Batcave" *points to his wallet* "That's the Batua"

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SRK will be hosting Ted Talks from tomorrow. My dad has been hosting DisappoinTed Talks since years

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Boyfriend: Goodnight. Girlfriend: Only goodnight? Aren’t you forgetting something? Boyfriend: Oh. Dear Customer… https://t.co/8ksO9Q2DdU

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MS Dhoni has spent more time with tailenders in his career than family.

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1967: There will be flying cars in 2017 2017: Poop emoji can now talk to you. #AppleEvent

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oneplus 1 oneplus 2 oneplus X oneplus 3 oneplus 3T oneplus 5 * few years later * 2x + 3y = 6

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Boy : love hurts the most Girl : kabhi waxing krwaai hai ?

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A Gujrati , Marwadi and Baniya walked into the bar. The waiter paid the bill.

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Happydent tied people in front of jeep before it became cool

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Lo chali main apne devar ki baarat leke  ̄ ̄┗┓     ┗┓  ヾ○シ    ┗┓ ヘ/       ┗┓ノ           ┗

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*sneezes in fortis* Doctor: ye raha aapka 5 lakh ka bill

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Mom: Nahaye ho? Son: *shakes head* Mom: Nahaoge? Son: Na Din dhale, sataaoge

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Kejriwal - Before elections Vs after elections

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Pic 1: Bappi da before entering RaGa's Aloo Ki Factory. Pic 2: Bappi da after coming out of RaGa's Aloo Ki Factory.

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Me: Dad, I want to quit my job Dad: what, why?? Me: Main stand up comedy Karna chahta hun. Dad: Arey log hasenge..… https://t.co/QYm1XDEMge

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Salman Khan’s movie plot : - Bhai ki entry - Bhai ki item ki entry - Bhai ka romantic song with his heroine - Bhai… https://t.co/kpCx3VTGBl

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