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11 "Desus & Mero" Quotes That Will Make You Look Woke AF

America's gonna get real interesting now. Tune in to Viceland, and let Desus and Mero keep you up on what's really going on.

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2. When they hushed all this chatter about robots replacing men in the bedroom.

4. When they let you know how to say Gucci Mane's name correctly, so you can drop it at parties with some confidence.

8. When Desus pointed out that Trump's flirtations with white supremacists are almost like he's out here looking to take L's.

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Next he'll be saying there's something wrong with something beloved like pizza parlors. Wait, what?!?

9. When they warned you that Attorney General Rudy Giuliani would blow your buzz. Literally.

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The United States of America v. Me Just Minding My Business Trying To Watch Some Bob Ross Videos.

10. When they kept it all the way real on your half-assed "safety pin" activist movement.

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"...and a paper clip on my shoelace means I'm for equal pay, and a rubber band around my forehead means I'm for marijuana legalization."

11. When Desus shouted out that "clinical exhaustion" is for rich folks and that "regular-ass exhaustion" is what the rest of us get.

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The hospital is for sick people. Bed is for tired people. If you have a bed at home, don't go to the hospital when you're tired.

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