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11 "Desus & Mero" Quotes That Will Make You Look Woke AF

America's gonna get real interesting now. Tune in to Viceland, and let Desus and Mero keep you up on what's really going on.

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1. When Mero pointed out that people like to go in on mainstream media...on mainstream media.

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Just like you can't bitch about social media on social media. Smh.

2. When they hushed all this chatter about robots replacing men in the bedroom.

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Nobody wants to get into an argument with their robot at the Cheesecake.

3. When they called an emergency session with Deray McKesson to talk us off the ledge on 11/9.

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Don't get salty: Get organized.

4. When they let you know how to say Gucci Mane's name correctly, so you can drop it at parties with some confidence.

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"Guwop," on the other hand, is pretty self-explanatory.

5. When they reminded us that there's more than one way to lose the respect of your dog.

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You don't want your dog out here flaming you on doggy Twitter.

6. When Mero explained why white people should stick to their own water fountains.

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Other people touch that with their mouths, man.

7. When the boys broke down what was really going down at the infamous top-secret Romney/Trump dinner.

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Old white guys have cuffing season too, apparently.

8. When Desus pointed out that Trump's flirtations with white supremacists are almost like he's out here looking to take L's.

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Next he'll be saying there's something wrong with something beloved like pizza parlors. Wait, what?!?

9. When they warned you that Attorney General Rudy Giuliani would blow your buzz. Literally.

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The United States of America v. Me Just Minding My Business Trying To Watch Some Bob Ross Videos.

10. When they kept it all the way real on your half-assed "safety pin" activist movement.

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"...and a paper clip on my shoelace means I'm for equal pay, and a rubber band around my forehead means I'm for marijuana legalization."

11. When Desus shouted out that "clinical exhaustion" is for rich folks and that "regular-ass exhaustion" is what the rest of us get.

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The hospital is for sick people. Bed is for tired people. If you have a bed at home, don't go to the hospital when you're tired.

For more real talk, check in on Desus and Mero on Viceland. Stay woke, y'all.