1. Laugh.
2. Blast Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."
3. Suggest a ménage à trois.
4. Point out that your partner isn't perfect, either.
5. Reply with a hashtag, like:
6. Or:
7. Wink.
8. Wear this shirt:
9. Claim you were hypnotized.
10. And back slowly out of the room.
