1.
Pre-gaming at home, then showing up to the club brimming with wine and despair
3.
Assuming everyone wants a piece of your action
4.
Making wishing/hoping/praying your #1 dating strategy
5.
Second-guessing yourself
6.
Winning drinking contests
7.
Trying to ooze sexiness in all the mundane things you do
8.
Waiting and waiting and waiting for them to text you back
9.
Not making the second move
10.
Constantly bitching about being single
11.
Cock-blocking / Clam-jamming
12.
Seeing everything as a metaphor* for how single you are.
13.
Constantly dwelling on what might have been.
14.
Reading a little too much into everything
15.
Freaking out and hiding from your ex
16.
Having impossibly high standards
