Meet Nicky Da B.
This video invites you to drown in a sea of butts — male and female — while enjoying the balls-out vocal stylings of a rapper who, unlike Lady Gaga, isn't going to "follow you until you love me," but instead "until you fuck me." This lyrical update to "Paparazzi" is reflective of Nicky Da B's whole style in "Go Loko" — he's elevating the idea of a dance party track to a fabulously extreme (and sexxxy) level.
And who can argue with his ideology when it's mostly based around a) going hard, b) amazing '90s backing beats and c) beautiful backsides?
NO ONE WITH A PULSE, THAT'S WHO.