1. Definitely wear your hair in a curled ear-length shag, a la Pat Benetar. Via eil.com 2. Or, opt for Tiffany's hairsprayed-and-feathered curly bang situation. Via soundtracktomyday.blogspot.com 3. Wearing pink frosted lipstick and surrounding your entire eye area with gray pencil? A MUST! Via celebs101.com Just ask Sheena Easton. 4. And one should take notes on anything Cyndi Lauper ever wore, really. Via dreaminparis.tumblr.com 5. Know what goes with everything? Hugenormous earrings and also this hat. Jeff Kravitz / Getty Images It's how Debbie Gibson charmed Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff, probs. 6. So many important things happening with The Go-Gos, most notably the belts and socks with heels. Via fuckyeahh1980s.tumblr.com 7. Denim on denim? Totally classic, as demonstrated by Whitney Houston. Via fanpop.com Also noteworthy: that crazy-big belt. 8. Joan Jett's shoulder pads here = totally essential. 9. Hitting the gym? Take a lesson from Olivia Newton-John's headband, leggings and leg warmers. Via kanald.ro 10. Big hair goes amazingly well with equally big Janet Jackson-esque hoops, as it turns out. Via the80sman.com 11. Sleeveless cocktail dresses? THE JAM. Just look at Annie Lennox. Via zemidnighthour.tumblr.com 12. Tina Turner's leather elbow gloves are completely beyond, in the best way. Via yosoycrawford.tumblr.com 13. And finally, of course, let's bow down to literally everything happening here with Madonna. Via jb.com.br EVERYTHING, I said. Now tease your hair, put on some leggings, and go forth, my fashionable friend.