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How To Make The World's Best Candy Salad

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WHYYYYYYYYYY does this exist?!!!??

*question posed as 1/3 whine, 1/3 joyful exclamation, 1/3 miserable whimper*


OK SO: First, gather these finest of ingredients.

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You want at least one representative candy from the following categories: pretzel, peanut butter, peanut, caramel, nougat, cookie, crunch. You're also going to need chocolate syrup, a big-ass bowl, a mixing spoon, a cutting board, and a knife.


In closing, I'd like to say both "I'm sorry" and "You're welcome."

Candy Salad

This is a miracle in a bowl. Bring it to a party and you will INSTANTLY become the most popular person in the room.


Small candies

Reese's Pieces

Milk Duds

Pretzel M&Ms


Chocolate-covered peanuts

Candy bars

(You can buy minis or full-size bars; you'll need to chop them into smaller pieces either way.)



Nestle Crunch

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Kit Kats


Regular M&Ms

Peanut M&Ms

Chocolate sauce


Put all the small candies in first. Top with chocolate sauce. Chop any candy bars into small pieces that would fit into a spoon. Add chocolate syrup every few layers, mix it up. Garnish with M&Ms and more sauce. Eat with wild abandon.