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How To Have The Most Goth Valentine's Day Ever

Yes, this is a meaningless capitalist holiday invented by Hallmark to sell cards. But you're totally in goth-love, so let's DO THIS THING.

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DATE IDEAS:

Pick one or combine a couple for a romantic night of memento-ing mori with your paramour.

DATE OUTFITS:

You'll be darkly seductive in any of the following.

TONS OF EYELINER

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Since with any luck you'll be getting totally makey-outey by the end of your evening, avoid black lipstick – it gets EVERYWHERE when one is very seriously trying to French. Compensate by going overboard with eyeliner if your face feels too ~exposed to the world~.

Leather Corset

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Similarly, don't go for a hook-and-eye or lace-up closure here – you want this thing to zip off easily so you can get right down to exploring one another's twisted pleasures.

GIFT IDEAS:

Your beloved is the only part of this world that doesn't fill your heart with deep despair, so you want to give them a special token to convey that. Any of these are hauntingly lovely choices.

FOOD:

Any of these menu items would be a SPOOKTACULAR choice for a romantic Gothentine's dinner.

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