Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your headphones. We’re about to take a little stroll.
12. You wonder, “God, why is everyone else walking SO SLOWLY?”
15. You’re shredding happily along the avenue like you’ve never had a bad thing happen in your life…
19. And you’re doing “mean-sexy” so RIGHT.
You and your headphones owned the fuck out of today. Well done.
- The FBI is investigating after 11 Jewish community centers across the United States received bomb threats on Monday.
- Donald Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎