Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your headphones. We’re about to take a little stroll.
12. You wonder, “God, why is everyone else walking SO SLOWLY?”
15. You’re shredding happily along the avenue like you’ve never had a bad thing happen in your life…
19. And you’re doing “mean-sexy” so RIGHT.
You and your headphones owned the fuck out of today. Well done.
- President Trump laid out an ambitious agenda in his speech to Congress, but Republicans are still divided on how to pass that agenda.
- The FBI is investigating if bomb threats against Jewish centers came from an internet "troll" and are profiling a lone, young, tech-savvy person.
- Facebook is using artificial intelligence for suicide prevention, scanning feeds for signs of people at risk of self-harm, then offering resources for help.