16 Songs That You Didn’t Realize Were Dirty As A Kid

Wait, THAT’S what “ride it, my pony” really meant?!

1. Spice Girls, “2 Become 1”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I need some love like I never needed love before / Wanna make love to ya baby / I had a little love, now I’m back for more / Wanna make love to ya baby

2. Third Eye Blind, “Semi-Charmed Life”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Doing crystal meth / Will lift you up until you break…How do I get back there to / The place where I fell asleep inside you

3. 50 Cent, “Candy Shop”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: If you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho / In the hotel or in the back of the rental / On the beach or in the park, it’s whatever you into / Got the magic stick, I’m the love doctor

4. Weezer, “Hash Pipe”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: These players come to get me /’ Cause they’d like my behind / I can’t love my business / If I can’t get a trick

5. Madonna, “Like A Prayer”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I’m down on my knees / I wanna take you there

6. Ginuwine, “Pony”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Girl when I break you off / I promise that you won’t want to get off / If you’re horny, let’s do it / Ride it, my pony

7. Kelis, “Milkshake”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I know you want it / That thing that makes me / What the guys go crazy for / They lose their minds / The way I whine

8. Violent Femmes, “Blister In The Sun”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Body and beats I stain my sheets I don’t even know why / My girlfriend she’s at the end she is starting to cry

9. The Knack, “My Sharona”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona / Never gonna stop, give it up / Such a dirty mind / Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

10. Green Day, “Longview”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Bite my lip and close my eyes / Take me away to paradise / I’m so damn bored I’m going blind

11. TLC, “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Two inches or a yard rock hard / or if it’s saggin’ / I ain’t too proud to beg

12. Lil Jon, “Get Low”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Literally every lyric in this song. SKEET SKEET!

13. B*Witched, “C’est La Vie”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I got a house with windows and doors / I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

14. Prince, “Little Red Corvette”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I guess I must be dumb / Cause you had a pocket full of horses / Trojan and some of them used / But it was Saturday night / I guess that makes it all right

15. Queen, “Fat Bottomed Girls”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Left alone with big fat Fanny / She was such a naughty nanny / Hey, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

16. Vengaboys, “Boom Boom Boom Boom”

WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I mean, all of it. This is easily the most nonsensical song about banging that you never really registered was about banging.

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