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16 Songs That You Didn't Realize Were Dirty As A Kid

Wait, THAT'S what "ride it, my pony" really meant?!

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1. Spice Girls, "2 Become 1"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I need some love like I never needed love before / Wanna make love to ya baby / I had a little love, now I'm back for more / Wanna make love to ya baby

2. Third Eye Blind, "Semi-Charmed Life"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Doing crystal meth / Will lift you up until you break...How do I get back there to / The place where I fell asleep inside you

3. 50 Cent, "Candy Shop"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho / In the hotel or in the back of the rental / On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into / Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor

6. Ginuwine, "Pony"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Girl when I break you off / I promise that you won't want to get off / If you're horny, let's do it / Ride it, my pony

7. Kelis, "Milkshake"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I know you want it / That thing that makes me / What the guys go crazy for / They lose their minds / The way I whine

9. The Knack, "My Sharona"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona / Never gonna stop, give it up / Such a dirty mind / Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

12. Lil Jon, "Get Low"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Literally every lyric in this song. SKEET SKEET!

14. Prince, "Little Red Corvette"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I guess I must be dumb / Cause you had a pocket full of horses / Trojan and some of them used / But it was Saturday night / I guess that makes it all right

15. Queen, "Fat Bottomed Girls"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: Left alone with big fat Fanny / She was such a naughty nanny / Hey, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

16. Vengaboys, "Boom Boom Boom Boom"

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WHAT WE OVERLOOKED: I mean, all of it. This is easily the most nonsensical song about banging that you never really registered was about banging.