14 Reasons Why Young Iggy Pop Was The Sexiest Man Ever

Get ready for some clear jeans and, like, zero shirts.

1. Guys, can we talk about young Iggy Pop for a second?

Or. actually, for a couple hours, or maybe forever?

2. Is everybody aware that he was the most beautiful man in the world when he was younger?

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3. If so, HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME UNTIL NOW? WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

4. I mean, just check out that SMILE.

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ALSO, what are you trying to measure with them hands, baby? HIIIIIII.

5. He basically never wore a shirt.

6. And he looked just as sexy, if not sexier, in drag.

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As on the cover of Raw Power.

7. Look at him! Ever so dapper in glasses.

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8. Like, can I frame this next to my bed??

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9. I basically live to watch his insane onstage moves.

10. And despite his flipped-out demeanor, he always came off as a sweet Midwesterner at heart.

Iggy's weirdly adorable explanation for famously slashing his chest bloody with a bottle is, "I felt so bad that I said, 'Ah the heck with it.'" AW, FARMBOY. Between that and David Bowie's smarmy/charming wincing, THIS VIDEO FOREVER.

11. Man, young Iggy Pop was the fox of all foxes.

12. Truly, the embodiment of the word "sex."

13. And guess what?

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14. He still is.