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13 Reasons Shakira Should Be President Of The World

She's incredibly hardworking, generous, and intelligent. Also, she has really honest hips, which is important in a leader.

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2. She wouldn't allow her cabinet members to coast.


Shakira wouldn't hesitate to call out any slacking taking place on her watch. That's the kind of direct call for accountability that this world needs! #thebuckstopshere


5. She dedicates herself to amazing philanthropic work.


She's a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador and has publicly supported or represented at least 10 different charity groups, most of which directly service international children in need. Pretty sure this more than proves she could totally run the planet.

6. She even runs her own charity, Pies Descalzos, which provides education for kids in need.

Founded by Shakira in 1997, the organization provides 4,000 Colombian children each year with access to meals, education, and psychological support. Can you say ANGEL?

8. There's a whole song about the honesty of just ONE of her body parts.


World citizens could feel secure in the fact that neither Shakira's hips nor any other aspect of her being would try to pull the wool over their eyes.


11. She's seriously multilingual.


Shakira speaks fluent English, Spanish, and Portuguese and conversational Italian, Catalan, and French. She also frequently makes a point to study the languages of countries she visits. Why, hello, dramatically improved international relations, I didn't see you there! Maybe it was because Shakira didn't rule Earth yet?