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How Well Do You Know Ze Suas

Suas requested an update from her Buzzfeed quiz last year... Here's to the slightly more inappropriate and hangrier Suas of 2017...

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  1. Christmas
    April 13th
    Valentines Day
    May 20th
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    April 13th, 2016 was the day Suas wore her first joke outfit at school!

  2. "You're kind of a narcissistic hoe"
    "You're lucky your sick Hannah. I've already pushed Juddys into a concrete wall today"
    "He opened up like a seahorse giving birth"
    "I hate Henry so much"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Why would Suas hate Henry? He is her "bestie"

  3. Stephanie
    Suas
    Susan
    Samantha
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Susan? Who dat?

  4. McDonalds
    Burger King
    Taco Bell
    Wendys
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    If you didn't get this question right.. Why are you here?

  5. She gives you free Heng Wing
    She spams your phone with texts and pranks you
    She refuses to talk to you
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    ...and will most likely change her instagram bio to saying "_____ is my bestie"

  6. Peeing her pants
    Writing research papers
    Stick collecting
    Waking up early
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    As her instagram bio reads "Professional Stick collecter"

  7. Weddings
    When freshman don't like her
    Playing the viola
    Nothing
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I only cry when I play the viola and when I do, I like to look in the mirror and watch"

  8. "When I see selfies of myself I get really happy"
    "Why would I want a cheeseburger?"
    "I didn't snap the entire party because I was busy beating people up"
    "I'm gon pounce on you and you gon die"
    "I don't mean to be rude but your face looks like a vagina right now"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "This is more than a 1 burger situation, Hannah" - Suas

  9. Dated a scooter
    Asked to be taken to planned parenthood
    Owned a "Daschunaid"
    Gone scuba diving
    Hid in the trunk of a mini van
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    She may say she owns a "daschunaid" but it's really Hannah's...

How Well Do You Know Ze Suas

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