ChristmasApril 13thValentines DayMay 20th
April 13th, 2016 was the day Suas wore her first joke outfit at school!
"You're kind of a narcissistic hoe""You're lucky your sick Hannah. I've already pushed Juddys into a concrete wall today""He opened up like a seahorse giving birth""I hate Henry so much"
Why would Suas hate Henry? He is her "bestie"
Susan? Who dat?
McDonaldsBurger KingTaco BellWendys
If you didn't get this question right.. Why are you here?
She gives you free Heng WingShe spams your phone with texts and pranks youShe refuses to talk to you
...and will most likely change her instagram bio to saying "_____ is my bestie"
Peeing her pantsWriting research papersStick collectingWaking up early
As her instagram bio reads "Professional Stick collecter"
WeddingsWhen freshman don't like herPlaying the violaNothing
"I only cry when I play the viola and when I do, I like to look in the mirror and watch"
"When I see selfies of myself I get really happy""Why would I want a cheeseburger?""I didn't snap the entire party because I was busy beating people up""I'm gon pounce on you and you gon die""I don't mean to be rude but your face looks like a vagina right now"
"This is more than a 1 burger situation, Hannah" - Suas
Dated a scooterAsked to be taken to planned parenthoodOwned a "Daschunaid"Gone scuba divingHid in the trunk of a mini van
She may say she owns a "daschunaid" but it's really Hannah's...