It sure does seem odd that the Wi-Fi only goes out when you need Wi-Fi.
4. “If I don’t look at it for a bit, will it come back?”
As Mom says, “a watched pot never boils.”
10. “Just kidding. Internet is everything and everything is internet.”
13. “If I stand close enough to the wall, could I pick up the signal from next door?”
What’s that neighbor’s name again? Earl? Dave? NETGEAR?