A comparison of the world's oldest profession and one of its newest.
According to Google's auto-fill, all you cocky Italians, fat Americans, and ugly Germans have two important things in common. You're all racist and rude.
Keep this handy, it will prove itself invaluable some day.
A t-shirt exploring the middle ground of emotions, between happy and sad, that actually makes up the majority of life's moments.
Depending on where you stand, Shitty Movies could also be substituted for Awesome Movies.
Yes, this Venn diagram includes homemade flying saucers.
I think the "Nice Boy" circle could be renamed "Dull Boy," but I guess that would be less Paradox, more Conundrum.
Wherein we learn that venn diagrams are the most powerful of charts, for they can even explain boobs.