Mediaite reports today that Fox News issued a statement indicating, they had, in fact, identified said mole in their Ivory Tower. However, moles are sneaky creatures by nature, and over at Gawker the Fox News mole indicates otherwise, “I am the Fox News Mole, and I’m Still Here.”
UPDATE: The Fox News mole unmasked. Flannel and all.
Well, we smoked out the mole on the Fox News website. Buried deep in the pixels of FoxNews.com, we found some “moles” squirreled away. Grab your hat, and take a ride down the Fox News mole hole!
1. Star-Nosed Mole
According to Fox News, the 22 pink appendages are touch organs used by the mole to identify its prey. Since the star-nosed mole is functionally blind, its nasal tentacles are ultra-sensitive, allowing the hamster-sized beast to identify and consume its prey in a matter of milliseconds.
4. Mole Lizard
Look, I hate to be the one to say it, but I think Fox News has it out for ugly creatures in nature. The Mole Lizard lives in a Fox News slideshow titled, Weird Creatures: A Menagerie of Oddities.
But then you find out the Mole Lizard is only found at the southern tip of the Mexico’s Baja peninsula, and you’re forced to applaud Fox News’s diversity initiatives. Kind of like the Hip Hop BBQ, right?
9. Eva Mendes has a mole
The Fox411 blog reports - HOLD UP - FOX411 BLOG?!? Someone call Mary J. Blige cause she wants her song back.
Let’s try that again. The Fox411 blog reports on the March 2012 issue of Marie Claire’s cover girl, Eva Mendes who did not like her mole when she was 13.
10. Czech Toy Industry Booms Thanks to a Mole
See? A mole could be, in the words of Martha Stewart, A GOOD THING.
Krek, the little stuffed mole, has even been to space! U.S. astronaut Andrew Feustel took a 7.5 inch stuffed version on the space shuttle Endeavour’s last mission.
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