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Ever wanted to find out who you resemble the most of this amazing band? Then you're in the right place! Slap a pavo grande and take the damn quiz.

Who Are You From Valeria And The Cracker Quartet?

What's your culture lookin' like?

Who's your Zaddy?

Pick an ice cream:

Which of the boys are you most like?

What's your makeup weapon?

Favorite song off of MITAM?

What's your biggest fear?

Welcome home to Arthritis Rex Harrison and Redfox, your life is a series of unfortunate events. You've done it all from breaking your knee at a One Direction concert to falling down a flight of stairs. You might be quiet at first but once others get to know you You're the baddest and most annoying bitch in the room. You also must really want some dick in your life.

Isabella!

CONGRATS - you're most similar to the coolest, most talented member and VCQ. You might be soggy bread but everyone loves bread so that's pretty much ok. Also your large fridge will help you store food- something else everyone loves. You have a really great taste in music and sometimes you're a little too emo, but we all have our flaws.

Cameryn!

Like Valeria, you are a bad ass bitch. You're music taste ranges from the 1975 to 1D to Kanye giving you the right to be an entitled hoe. You speak your mind without fear of deportation and are always honest in telling people when they're being racist ass hoes. You may be very thumb like but you've got some great qualities!

Valeria!

Wow, welcome to the rat family, ugly! Consider yourself blessed to get the most beautiful chicken cutlet there is to offer. Although I still don't have my green card, all of my SoloMo Fans got my back! Feel free to stop by my house and eat some pierogis be aware my maids might be cleaning. #OneWithTheSensei

Maria!

So you got Abododododododo Bird. Not a surprise ... looks like you'll be cleaning up the raw pieces of chicken after the show together with Sriracha Boy over here. Asad? No he's not here, sadly. And oh yeah Abdu is gone at the moment so it looks like you're stuck with this kid. You'll adapt though, at least you know you didn't get Groupie Nathan.

Abdullah!

Heyo! You've caught yourself a Leah, thank god for that. Now you can play pool and ride your hoverboard whenever you want, just don't get distracted and fall off while watching Ghost Adventures. Ha! That's classic ... comedy ... No? Okay! Stay ugly xoxo

Leah!

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