Unfortunately, this is not a joke. We all need to take a moment to breakdown this common, soul-crushing moment.
Here are the endless hours your date did not account for when he ruined your night. This may be a lot to handle emotionally.
12:00PM Head to the gym where you do uphill treadmill intervals in the hopes of losing at least 5 lbs.
You’ve got until 3:00PM to go from Twilight to Jersey Shore
4:00PM Drag your sweaty, pale ass to Target to find an outfit that is the perfect combination of CSC (casual, sexy, classy).
Suddenly your bathroom turns into the backstage of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW:
Good thing you have a double date with Jesse Pinkman and Walter White tonight.
- President Trump signed executive orders today to advance the Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipelines, prompting praise from pro-Trump unions.
- White supremacist Richard Spencer rented space in Alexandria, Virginia, that he intends to use as a hub for the alt-right, sparking outrage and complaints from neighbors.
- And the 2017 Oscar nominations for Best Picture are: "La La Land," "Moonlight," "Arrival," "Hidden Figures," "Hacksaw Ridge," "Manchester by the Sea," "Lion," "Fences," and "Hell or High Water" 🎥 🎬