Meaning: "Oh, very funny. Yes. Just rich with humour. Humour with a 'u.'"
When to use: When someone says something really funny.
Meaning: "That was really funny. So much so that I'm actually throwing my head back in laughter."
When to use: Whenever you want people to think you're a sheep.
Meaning: "This is funny, but I'm using a different letter to start my ahaha than you expected. I'm cultured."
When to use: Captioning a selfie with the Dalai Lama.
Meaning: "No, but well played. Still an amusing point."
When to use: Your friend asks you to spend $150 to go on a party bus for the fourth event of their "birthday week."
Meaning: "Fuck, that's funny."
When to use: If you feel like laughing but also want to convey the same sense of vulgar amusement that the title of Action Bronson's food show does.
Meaning: "This is so funny I'm actually going to sing about it, thereby annoying you."
When to use: After watching that Tom Hanks-starring Carly Rae Jepsen music video your friend sent you.
Meaning: "I'm relishing in your misery. SCHADENFREUDE SCHADENFREUDE SCHADENFREUDE."
When to use: In the caption for an Instagram of the very public embarrassment you captured of your friend.
Meaning: "This is hilarious!!!"
When to use: You're laughing so hard you can't even be bothered to type slowly, so you hit "a" before "h" and who cares because this is too funny.
Meaning: "I can't believe it!"
When to use: Anytime Bieber does something stupid. Also for his inevitable follow-up apology and pledge to be better.
Meaning: "I'm going to come out of the gate strong here—that was outrageous and funny."
When to use: If "bahaha" is somehow not strong enough to capture your hysterical state.
Meaning: "This is funny in a throaty, Jewish sort of way."
When to use: At your cousin's bar mitzvah every time his voice cracks.
Meaning: "I'm not laughing. This is a passive aggressive way to let you know your joke was dumb."
When to use: Your friend Gchats you a Sad Keanu meme after you try to have a serious conversation with them about how you hate your job.