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13 Stages Of Procrastination That We're All Guilty Of

It will get finished, but there are just a few emotions, roadblocks, and false starts you have to work through first.

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1. The Creative Stage

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What begins as writing a to-do list casually becomes a beautiful work of art.

2. The Plotting Stage

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You spend an obscene amount of time on a game plan and then celebrate how much time you have to do nothing.

3. The Fake-out Stage

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You start on it early, completely motivated and game to conquer this beast... but then you remember it’s lunch time.

4. The Resting Stage

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You take a nap because this is so hard but then don't wake up until days later.

5. The Reassessment

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You wake up realizing you need a new game plan, so you recalculate to find the exact second when you actually need to start working.

6. The Slight Detour

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You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and begin searching for answers but get sidetracked into practicing for karaoke.

7. The Cleaning Stage

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You notice how dirty everything is around you, which unleashes Captain Clean Freak, who then speed cleans your entire apartment.

8. Introspection

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You get lost pondering deep existential questions like, "Can I smize?"

9. The Actual Commencement Stage

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You sit down to actually get started but then the internet exists... soooo...

10. The Isolation Stage

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Turning down social functions because you need to focus and get this done, but you actually watch a complete TV marathon.

11. The Caffeine Stage

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Drinking loads of caffeine to pull an all-nighter, and in reality you only accomplish everything else you’ve been putting off in your life.

12. The Future Promises Stage

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Promising yourself never to procrastinate again.

13. The Finally Finishing Stage

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Somehow you finish on time and prove to yourself once again that you work best under pressure.

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