Shipstad, ahoy!Spending Sunday Night at the Races with Villa MariaChristie, with the crazies!X marks the spot- Kenna!Corrado's where it's at!Can I just stay in the library?Mehling for life!Livin' the suite life in Haggerty/TysonPadre pride: Schoenfeldt!Salzberg? Chile? I'm studying abroad!I'm classy; Fields is for me!How about charming farm house across from the gym?Give me shiny + new: Lund Family Hall!
EntrepeneurAerospace engineer and/or pastry chefUniversity President, of courseSecretary of DefenseAttorney General of the USAe=MathematicianNovelist/StorytellerCommunity Organizer/Rabble RouserParty Planner/Event PromoterPainterProfessorLibrarianSommelier (Wine Expert)
CheetosThe most beautiful pie everCorned beef and Cabbage (and potatoes!)I don't care, it'd better be gourmet though.I'm lovin' it.Whatever goes with red wineVenison, which I hunted myself, of course.
A Pablo Neruda poetry readingThe latest indie filmCollege football!Attend a Historical ReenactmentThe latest museum exhibitSailing into the Sunset
ChicagoA small town in OregonSomeplace in New EnglandSuburbs of a great city, like PhillyA quaint town in OhioI'll pass on kids, thanks.
Walk the Line by Johnny CashAmerican Pie by Don McLeanDanny Boy or anything played in an Irish pubU + ME = US by 2getherAnything by Chance the RapperPeruvian folk musicStars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa
St Isidore, Patron of Farming and TechnologySt. Patrick, Patron of Ireland and EngineersSt. Francis de Sales, Patron of WritersSt. Thomas More, Patron of LawyersSt. Thomas Aquinas, Patron of AcademiaSt. Vincent of Saragossa, Patron of WinemakersSt. Julian Hospitaller, Patron of Hospitality
Which University Of Portland Holy Cross Priest Is Your Patronus?
You're a disciplined, hardworking, and, most of all, affable member of the UP community- just like your patronus, Fr. John! Overseeing all of Student Affairs, Fr. John has huge responsibility for the quality of life of all students on campus. But, that never stops him from taking the time to chat with any student or staff member.
You're the boss in any situation, but no one could call you distant or aloof. Always calm, collected, and in control, you have a way of making anyone feel at ease, just like your patronus, President Fr. Mark Poorman! Fr. Mark is a busy guy, to be sure, but, somehow, most everyone knows him anyway. He's got a Ph.D. in Ethics, but would never make anyone feel judged. All-in-all, you're lucky to have friends in high places with this spectral protector!
You're diligent, passionate, and... maybe you were an engineer in a past life? Just like your patronus, Fr. Jim, you've got a good sense of humor paired with a hardworking, no-nonsense approach to your faith and your studies. You get things done like a pro while keeping smiles on the faces of everyone around you!
You are artistic and easy-going, just like your patronus, Fr. Mark! Although Shipstad is known for being a bit crazy, Fr. Mark's calming influence as pastoral resident ensures it's a great place to be. He's the rare combination of professional painter and Catholic Priest, so, you can be sure that your protector will keep you relaxed and surrounded by beauty!
You're a bit on the quiet side, but, that's only because, like your patronus, Fr. Charlie Gordon, you've got a lot going on in your brain. You have the ability to use your fierce intellect to bring God's word out of any song, book, or movie. Also, it turns out that you're a great cook! You can find your patronus in the Theology classroom or discussing scripture and film on numerous podcasts.
You've got, as the Irish say, the gift of gab and a knack for blarney, just like your patronus, Fr. Pat! Fr. Pat is an energetic writer and storyteller, and, a Pilot thru-and-thru, having graduated from UP in the 80s. You might also come from a big (big) family.
You're fastidious, intelligent, and keep yourself in good shape, just like your patronus, Fr. Charlie McCoy! Even though he's one of the most disciplined people around UP, he's also one of the kindest and most compassionate - you'd have to be to live in Villa Maria for so long, right? Not only do you have a Math Professor as a spiritual guardian, you have the local Superior of the Holy Cross Community. Whoa!
You're a true polymath- skilled in social situations, a gourmet chef, a brilliant speaker, and hardworking member of the UP community. Fr. Ed offers his many talents to the women of Kenna Hall when he's not in Waldschmidt working for University Relations, but, he'll probably save some of his famous tater tots for you, since he's your patronus!
You're larger-than-life, practical, and know how to give a mean haircut, just like your patronus, Fr. Dan! Fr. Dan is a business professor who graduated from UP before joining Holy Cross and becoming a priest and business professor. As your patronus, he'll take care of your finances and your soul! He also happens to be very, very tall.
Your patronus is a feisty, retired poli sci professor and well-known Vermonter, Fr. Claude! A French, Spanish, and English-speaker, you'll be safe from the forces of authoritarianism in many different parts of the world with Fr. Claude on your side. Also, you'll never want to clarinet music, as he's a virtuoso!
You observe the world around you and have the perfect retort for any situation, just like the witty and mysterious Fr. Jeff. When he's not in the archives, maintaining the institutional memory of UP, he's in Haggerty/Tyson keeping our Juniors and Seniors honest. Perhaps, too, this patronus has some of Gandalf's magic to go with that beard!
You're a constant and reliable force of nature who never forgets a name, just like Fr. Art, your Holy Cross patronus! Fr. Art spent years getting students to study abroad, now he teaches about the history of war, but, most of all, he makes sure each student knows he cares, especially the women of Mehling! You're lucky to have such hardworking and loyal patronus to help you out!
You're a jovial and efficient leader on campus who never minces words, just like your patronus, Fr. Gerry! Not only is he a law degree-wielding Vice President, he's a gentle and kind soul who will do whatever it takes to get the job done! Just visit Schoenfeldt when you need a hand from your patronus!