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You'd only have to put up with family drama in 30-minute chunks.
2.
The studio audience would be there to laugh at your dad's bad jokes so you wouldn't have to.
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And you'd always have your FUN, ZANY UNCLE to turn to for advice.
4.
Your friends would come directly to your window to hang out.
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You'd always have home-cooked family dinners to look forward to.
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You'd always know when your mom was about to teach you a valuable lesson, because the sentimental music would start.
7.
You'd inevitably have a new baby brother, sister, or nephew to welcome into the world...
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...along with a pretty sweet family dog with a cool name like Comet or Spot.
9.
You'd get to experience the joys of volunteering with your family at the soup kitchen.
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And Halloween would always be a huge to-do for the whole family and neighborhood.
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You'd probably be raised by more than two parents.
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And you'd have awesome distant relatives you'd meet at the funeral of another relative.
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Your friends would help you experiment with your science fair project and cause a mess, but oh what fun it would be.
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And best of all, your favorite celebrity would probably surprise you by making a cameo and serenading you on your birthday.
