Infographic: What New Names Was Osama Bin Laden Considering For Re-Branding Al-Qaeda?
Osama bin Laden was reportedly in the process of "re-branding" Al-Qaeda at the time of his death. He felt the name no longer caused fear and loathing the way it did circa 2001. Naturally, Unsolicited Drivel had a roving reporter (a goat) positioned on site outside of the world's worst terrorist's compound in Abbottabad and lucky for us, he grabbed a print-out of a chart out the trash. The terrorists all voted and here is how the new names they were considering fared...
Herman Cain Was Unaware of Sexual Harassment Allegations As He Was Unaware He Was Running for President
Herman Cain can explain: He was unaware that allegations about his past inappropriate behavior would come to light, because he was unaware that he was actually running for president. Yes, you read that correctly.
More Shockers From the Sarah Palin Tell-All Book!
New York – Author Joe McGinniss is an award winning political journalist with many years of experience, yet the Palin family is currently painting him as vindictive pervert over the upcoming release of his tell-all book about former half-term Alaska Governor Sarah... (Satire)
Advice for the U.S. Postal Service
The Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe spoke before the Senate this week to report that the U.S. Postal service was on the verge of financial collapse. He asked lawmakers for help to avert this disaster as the Postal Service was very near its borrowing limit. While its certainly understandable that they have faced an uphill battle with the popularity of email and competition from other delivery services, we couldn’t help but wonder if there were some internal improvements they could make...
GOP Candidate Michele Bachmann Promises to Restrict Earthquakes to the West Coast
Washington, DC - Politicians promise all kinds of things on the campaign trail to just get elected and now in addition to the promised chicken nuggets and tater tots in all school lunches daily, Rep. Michele Bachmann is promising today to restrict all future earthquakes to the west coast...
Pundit Believes Food Consumption at State Fair Will Determine Iowa Straw Poll Winner
DES MOINES, Iowa – Americans may think a candidate’s stance on the recent debt ceiling battle and plans for job creation will decide the winner at today’s Iowa Straw Poll, but at least one local insider believes the real deciding factor will be their food consumption at the Iowa State Fair...
We Have Rep. Bachmann's Doctor's Note
Many in the media have been trying to cause chaos for Michele Bachmann's campaign by reporting the notion that she would be unfit for the office of President of the United States if she spent much of her day on a fainting couch due to headaches. We obtained a scan of the document from the attending physician for our readers to decide for themselves about the congresswoman's condition. #satire