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How CHAT Trash Are You?

We're all just rich Jewish kids trying to copy each other.

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  1. Check off all that apply to you.

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    You have an iPhone.
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    You have an iPhone 6 or newer.
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    You live along Bathurst, or within a walking vicinity to Bathurst.
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    You straighten your hair at least once a week.
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    You own leggings that cost forty dollars or more.
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    You own white Adidas shoes.
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    You own Nike shoes.
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    You have an article of clothing from Brandy Melville.
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    You have worn leggings from either Aritzia or Lulu Lemon, Nike or Adidas shoes and a Brandy Melville shirt as an outfit.
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    You take notes on stuff in class even if the teacher says you don't need to know it.
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    You have cried over a mark in the 80s.
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    You have obnoxious slang for your classes, like "J-Hist" or "Rab"
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    You wear a bracelet from Tiffany's or Pandora every day (you never take it off).
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    You have *those* grey leggings.
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    You wear khakis on an almost daily basis.
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    You wear a baseball hat instead of a kippah because you're really cool.
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    You wear Sperrys or those flip flop sandally things with socks regularly.
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    You care a lot about some sort of fantasy sport.
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    "Hu" doesn't mean hoooo to you, it means make out (or more...).
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    You go to summer camp during the summer with people that are Jewish.
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    That summer camp is fairly expensive.
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    You have gotten your parents to send passive aggressive emails to guidance about your schedule.
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    You have leggings with mesh cut outs.
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    You have a VPN on at least one of your devices.
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    You have names for every clique in your grade.
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    If you get less than 90 on a test, you assume you are going to George Brown College (which you think is a bad thing).
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    If you're not in sciences, you're in business - there's no in between.
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    You have a Herschel backpack or a black Swiss backpack.
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    When you get a bad grade on a test or assignment, you assume it's the teacher's fault and not yours.
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    If it's a theme day at school, you only dress up if you know your friends are dressing up too.
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    You have never had a paying job.
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    You've left school early because you "just can't".
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    You complain at least once a day about how tired and stressed you are.
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    You have a group Google Doc for at least one of your classes.
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    You have gotten Starbucks at project support.
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    You've been really unproductive during project support and afterwards complained about how much work you have.
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    You complain about your workload. A LOT.
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    But you spend 80% of your classes on Buzzfeed.
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    You have an elective course that you take even though it makes you really stressed an unhappy.
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    You have bought"arsty" stickers online to cover your computer with.
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    You have a vsco.
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    You complain about how annoying SnapChat is, but you don't delete SnapChat.
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    You pretend you don't give a fuck, but you give a lot of fucks.
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