"We are Germans and precise, we are like clocks."
"Using our arms and legs to create Dopeness!!"
"I would go outside and scream at hamsters for five minutes."
"How does a Daddy Longlegs make a life?"
"Hey you don't have all the cups in your cabinet."
"America is so huge, it's like a giant gorilla here."
"Friday is for snacks!"
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"I am Flula Borg, a German man of adventure and music and many other items of Dopeness."
"Jennifer poops at parties and peoples know this?"
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