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12 Gifts That Will Always Put Your Poker Face To The Test

Can you keep a straight face? You may have to while opening gifts this year. Let the U.S. Postal Service handle your returns so you can finally relax into a genuine smile.

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1. Something sexy from someone who should NOT be giving you something sexy.

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Grandma, why?

2. Too many scented candles.

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"Last time I was at your place, it seemed like it could use some... fresh smells!"

3. A book that's technically the same genre you asked for, but is actually a totally different book.

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"Yes, I guess what I asked for WAS fiction..."

4. Something totally age-inappropriate.

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5. A "Gratitude" Journal because because you're looking "very stressed lately."

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"I am now..."

6. A food scale that comes with some serious implications.

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"You know, to help you with portion control!"

7. Clothes.

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"Repeat after me: clothes are not a good gift. They will not fit. No, seriously, they will not fit — stop it! Liiiisten to me!"

8. A stack of brand-new, shiny DVDs.

Would be SO awesome if you still had a DVD player.
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Would be SO awesome if you still had a DVD player.

9. Something you know the gift giver wants way more than you want it.

"Well, I know YOU like bird-watching, and I'm sure I could get into it..."
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"Well, I know YOU like bird-watching, and I'm sure I could get into it..."

10. A handmade gift that was clearly made in a hurry.

"I'm not sure what this is supposed to be, but it's for you!"
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"I'm not sure what this is supposed to be, but it's for you!"

11. Something you mentioned being interested in once many years ago, and have been receiving from everyone you know every year since.

"I guess I did say I liked stuffed animals a lot. I was only 15 then though..."
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"I guess I did say I liked stuffed animals a lot. I was only 15 then though..."

12. And a cookbook that you certainly didn't request.

But may use... :(
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But may use... :(

Have gifts to return this holiday season? The U.S. Postal Service already delivers to every address in America.

So just print a label, schedule a free Package Pickup*, and a Postal Carrier will pick up your package to return it for you.

*Packages are typically picked up during your next regular mail delivery. Please visit usps.com/pickup for more information.