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12 Normal Activities That Terrify Anyone Without Health Insurance

The world is a scary place. Make it less scary with insurance from UnitedHealthcare.

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1. Texting while walking.

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Because anything could be in front of you. ANYTHING.

2. Sports. Any sport. All sports.

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Sports are a grand conspiracy designed to weed out the weak-boned and inflexible. And you, friend, are very likely both.

3. Driving.

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Especially with INSANE moose on the road.

4. Swimming.

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The community pool = the community cesspool.

5. Driving AND swimming.

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Two wrongs make a double wrong.

6. Stairs.

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Death contraptions.

7. Escalators.

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Moving death contraptions.

8. Shopping.

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"Cleanup in aisle NOPE NOPE NOPE."

9. Gym equipment.

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That New Year's resolution can be put on pause... indefinitely.

10. Dancing.

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"One!... chance of falling, every little step she takes."

11. Weddings.

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RICE! BOUQUETS! GARTERS! Way too many flying objects.

12. High heels.

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One minute, you're strutting your stuff, and the next... well... no.