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Did you watch this Australian tv show that only aired in Australia for five years in the early 2000s? BOOM we know you’re Australian. How DO they do it folks!

Are you people out of your minds? THAT many against Eva Mendes? Some of y’all would be lucky to have these women trip over you while you were kissing their feet

I’m a Development Director for a nonprofit that supports women and girls, which means I’m the top fundraiser in the organization. It’s my job to make sure we bring in about $800K each year. I make $82,500 and work remotely with full healthcare coverage, but no dental and no retirement… Read More

Hands down - Van Helsing 2004 Vampire: “what do you think of that, Anna?” Anna: (while stabbing her) “I think if you’re going to kill someone, kill them - don’t just stand there talking about it” A hilariously long kill line that does not come off as cool as the writers wanted it… Read More

Any restaurant that gave you a buzzer to let you know your table was ready. Getting to hold that little device while you waited felt like a major responsibility and privilege that only came with the highest class establishments.