5. Word of the day is legs. Let's go home and spread the word.
4. If you had a nice butt, would you let me sniff it?
3. If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
2. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
1. If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder, or this shoulder?
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