1. This Trump your cat thing does not amuse me
2. Really, you want to pat me?
3. A shark costume? Really?
4. Ugh, she wants to hold me, again
5. I already said no
6. I do NOT want to talk about my day
7. No you cannot share the heater
8. You woke me up, for this?
9. Dude, is that your morning breath?
10. Stop talking, can't you see I'm hungover
11. I'm the baby now, bitch
12. Is this supposed to be of me?
13. This story, again!
14. No, please, tell me why you think you're still single
15. How is this funny? I have to clean this myself you know
16. Oh, you went shopping, again
17. You told me there was a mouse in here
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