1. You're fully aware of how attractive you are, and you're unashamed.
2. You feel a connection with animals. Like, more than the average human being.
3. You like to be in charge, and it's necessary that everyone is aware of that.
4. But at the same time... making an effort doesn't come easily to you.
5. You are both optimistic and pessimistic, which is an impressive feat.
6. You have no time for fools. NO TIME.
7. Unless you're the one acting the fool. Then you have ALL the time.
8. You understand the reality of real life love, and know it's not all rainbows and butterflies.
9. You are always a few dollars short. Or maybe a lot of dollars short.
10. You're the master of different personalities.
11. The. Absolute. Master.
12. You understand your true worth.
13. And you would be so organized, if you could be bothered.
14. Everyday tasks, like existing, scare you.
15. You are the queen of passive aggression.
16. You take fashion risks and look damn good while doing so.
17. You're a master at making up songs to express your current mood.
18. You feel your quirkiness is stopping Mr. Right from getting too close.
19. And your life is better in your imagination than in real life.
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