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18 Haiku's For The Modern Age

Haiku's are short poems that have 3 lines. First line 5 syllables, Second line 7 syllables, then 5 syllables again.

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A bird pooped mid flight I glanced up at that moment I need some Mentos #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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In the unmarked van Not very far from playground Free Candy inside #Unlikelyhaikupoems

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Snow slowly drifts down Shifting I concentrate hard Trying not to shart #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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#UnlikelyHaikuPoems A true test of strength feast at Taco Bell then jump on a trampoline

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Donald’s hair so fair It flips and flies in the air Hairspray is no match #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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#UnlikelyHaikuPoems I will let you Finish but Beyonce has The best haiku

7.

Pixar made a film. About voices in your mind. Hermans Head rip off #UnlikelyHaikuPoems @TheUnlikelyGame

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My Kanye West tat Perfectly Placed on my back my little bronie #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

9.

I love her smile And I also love bacon Haiku is difficult ....Bacon. #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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#UnlikelyHaikuPoems I told my best friend You look just like Bea Arthur Boy, was he surprised #Prizewinner #truestory

11.

please take off your clothes now, please put them right back on that was a bad idea #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

12.

I have but one wish It's more like a hopeless dream Teach my cat to sit #unlikelyhaikupoems

13.

Dr. Huxtable Bought me some coffee today What was I saying.... #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

14.

You are like a rose. Pleasant and full of beauty. Now let's do butt stuff. #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

15.

Shaking hands again An alcoholic tremor Seventh Grade is tough #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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Swipe Right or Swipe Left Choosing a Partner for Life Or Bang for a Night (Snaps fingers) #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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We have a true love You fulfill my heart's desires Please open your blinds! #UnlikelyHaikuPoems

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#UnlikelyHaikuPoems I got a fever And the only prescription Is need more cowbell!

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