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    Obama Details ‘Patients Bill Of Rights’

    The basic idea is that the government gives millions of people welfare handouts directly out of Steve Forbes personal bank account, the whole time making Pat Buchanan watch until he blubbers like a girl and then filming it and putting it on the Youtubes.

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