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    Joe Biden Hates Smartass Custard Peddlers

    The shop manager joked that if Biden would lower his taxes the custard would be on the house. Joe called the manager a smartass, shoved a handful of sprinkles in his mouth and then ran to his motorcade yelling, “Drive! Damn it, drive!”