Please don't use this as an excuse to start drinking as soon as you wake up.
I know I asked for this and she's just doing her job but I HATE HER SO MUCH.
BRB, calling my parents and apologising for every stupid thing I've said and done, whilst also shedding tears in copious amounts.
From internet slang to Snapchat filters, we made him do it all.
I don't think my skin colour even made it to the shade card, tbh.
"I've been kicked in the balls quite often. THIS IS WORSE."
"Sometimes I wish I had soft skin too."
Guess there really is magic involved.
*Actually considers getting married*