Ukuleleferret

i think its the lack of decoration. it doesnt look like a place someone lives, it looks like an empty museum. theres hardly any color, no pictures on the wall, no shelves of trinkets, nothing that you’d normally see in a home. its just too empty

I mean I could understand if you didn’t make this connection right away cause sometimes we all blank on stuff that should be obvious but this is something you put in a tweet on your personal account not something you write an article about

How is this a prank? Don’t do this shit people I don’t care if you think it’s funny those employees don’t get paid enough for your bs

How soon before we have technology capable of launching me into the sun

For when not even satan can deal with your shit

Mothman isn’t scary he’s sexy

My senior year I was DEEP into my emo phase. We wore uniforms so technically this wasn’t my first day outfit but it was my id and yearbook photo. My yearbook quote was “it’s called ukulele screamo and it’s art.” Easily the biggest regret of high school

When I started my job at a target cafe in October 2017 I had this coworker who was about 40 years old. She was alright for the most part until one day in November. That day I had a midday shift that was only four hours and she was closing. The opener called off, meaning I had to do… Read More

If you’re even drinking soda water in the first place you’re already a lost cause doesn’t matter whether or not you’re considered a thief

International House Of Boobies its a lesbian only restaurant now