"Thank you for giving me space [in your mind] rent-free because I am not tryna pay additional rent."
"Evan Peters invented sex."
"Who tweets these things?!"
"I'm not playing a psycho or a killer, though...I'm just quite unhinged."
James Marsden Revealed That He And Katherine Heigl Were Tipsy During The "Bennie And The Jets" Scene In "27 Dresses"
James Marsden has been fine for my entire lifetime.
"I think we have a lot of young literary talent."
"I love licking things."
"I play the white boy of the year on The Neighborhood."
"My butt cheeks are PLUMP, playboy. I'm calling in THICC to work." — Eric Andre, 2020.
"I love my boobs as well."
"Your butt sneezed?!"
"Mom, if you're watching this...unwatch this...like, stop."
"'I can't watch Nico Tortorella without getting wet.' Mmm, I'm wet right now."
"Saturday Night Live" Stars Beck Bennett And Kyle Mooney Read Your Thirst Tweets, And It Was Truly A Fun 'N' Sexy Time For Us All
"Kyle Mooney kiss me challenge."
"Are these real tweets?!"
Glenn Howerton Read Your Thirstiest Tweets About Him And He's Honored That You'd Let Him Ruin Your Lives
"Thirsty for my jaw? I'll take it."
"I can confirm that 'daddy' is not being used in the way that I think it should be used."
"Now I know why I'm no longer on Twitter."
"Do you all know what these say?!"
*MGK reads explicit tweet* "Hard."
"This has gotta be my family sending these."
"I'd say Lip Gallagher wouldn't be into it...nor I."
Darren Criss is the gift that keeps on giving.
Darren Barnet's Story About Why Paxton Was Part Japanese In "NHIE" Is Almost As Good As The Thirst Tweets He Read
Darren (Paxton H-Y) teaching Jaren Lewison (Ben Gross) Japanese is too precious for this world.
We May Think The Italy Episode Of "Normal People" Is Sexy, But Paul Mescal And Daisy Edgar-Jones Disagree
"It was problematic how tanned I was at one point."
Somebody buy me a harpoon and a one-way ticket to Ibiza.
AHS: Murder House was a gift. If you know you know.
Daniel Radcliffe Read Thirst Tweets And I Can Confidently Say My Life Has Been Changed For The Better
Spoiler alert: He only JUST found out what thirst tweets were.
I need this .mp3 of Skylar Astin singing thirsty tweets about himself.
'"Daddy Chris Harrison"
PSA: Bretman Rock is not verse.
"Avan Jogia owns this hole."
"Thank you, but I think I just invented Facetune."
"Yeah, it's true. I got a big ol' rumper."
"Big DADDY Wong. See, now that's a disappointment."
"My hands are sweating."
Charles Melton And Alexander Ludwig Read Your Thirst Tweets — So Don't Say We Never Gave You Anything
"You trashy, trashy fox."
"I don't know what to say... I'll stay quiet."
"Uh, I certainly hope I'm not your baby daddy."
Some good, all-American thirst.
Eric Nam, Self-Proclaimed "Most Soft Marshmallow, Nice Boy" Read Some Of Your Thirst Tweets, And Hilarity Ensued
"I've never had anyone speak to me in this way, but I like it. I'm all about it."
"Um, let's keep the hands away from the throat."
"Are you pocketing these?!"
"I'm not good with compliments, especially about... stuff."
Featuring some tweets about feet.
"I get wet anytime Antoni says 'like so'."
"I hope you're as uncomfortable as I am."
"TEAR ME OPEN...!?"
"Thank you for allowing me to make you horny."
"I'm taking this one home..."
Thirstin' after Chad Michael Murray since 2003.
♫ Hold me closer, Taron Egerton's thighs ♫
"I've already blocked most of them out of my mind already." – Meagan Good
666? More like 669...
"These are some sexy tweets! People got it bad."
"Daniel Kim is just walking sex, okay."
"I am going to individually DM all of you after this."
"You thirsty as hell. I love it."
"Where'd you get these?!"
"Um, when have you seen my body soaked?"
"I want to slide my body all over his ripples."
"Do you have any dirtier ones?"
"Trevante Rhodes. Spit in my mouth."
"Nope! I'm not going to read that..."
"I hope my mother isn't watching any of this."
"I am so glad that my mom didn't come to this shoot."
"Kevin Hart is fine! He just fits under my left titty."
All these tweets got me reaching for my Korean yogurt drink.
"I'm probably getting Twitter now."
"Michael B. Jordan saying vibranium is my sexuality."
Can someone grab me a glass of water?
"Don't put these things on the internet!"
"I don't know if you could, in fact, fry an egg on my ass..."
"It's a lovely thing to be appreciated in any way!"
We know they can take on the First Order, but can they take on the Thirst Order?
"I'm just... I'm flattered."
"I can tell you this — I am definitely not your daddy."