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Not Ben Affleck DMing someone who unmatched him...
"123movies and Putlockers have done more good than any government."
This Girl's Harvard University Admissions Essay Is Going Viral, And It's Inspiring For Anyone Who Has Lost A Parent
"As I write this essay, there is a blue line under the word 'parent' telling me to check my grammar; even Grammarly assumes that I should have parents, but cancer doesn't listen to edit suggestions."
"I farted over the loudspeaker at the car dealership."
People Are Talking About The Parts Of Daily Life That Might Not Go "Back To Normal" Even After The Pandemic Ends
"Sitting in a doctor's office waiting room when you're sick."
Airline Workers Are Sharing The Most Annoying Things Passengers Do And I Cannot Believe The Nerve Some Of Y'all Have
Make sure you check in your bags AND bad attitudes before the flight, please and thanks.
"There was a yellow-brown circle of boogers about the size of a beach ball."
In a way, isn't every day Mother's Day?
People Are Sharing The Worst Job Interview Experience They Ever Had, And I Truly Would Have Walked Out On Most Of These
"First thing the interviewer said was, 'I have no intention of hiring you.'"
I want what they have.
The cat footage...
17 Side Characters Who, TBH, Are More Interesting Than The Main Characters And Deserve Their Own Spinoffs
They stole the show, so isn't it about time to give them their OWN show?
"Would I EVER walk into this lighting for no reason?"
I cannot stop thinking about the egg one.
"The Polish paratrooper."
Sex Shop Employees And Sex Workers Are Sharing Clueless Things Their Clients Thought About Sex, And All I Can Say Is "Yikes"
"Someone brought in a used toy and asked if they could return it."
"Let go or be dragged."
Former McDonald's Employees Are Sharing Their Secrets And Tips And I Have Never Bookmarked Something So Fast In My Life
So THAT'S why the ice cream machine is always broken...
Being a writer is 1% writing and 99% thinking about maybe writing at some point.
Mother's Day doesn't always go as planned.
These are not your grandpa's bachelor parties.
Don't compare someone to your grandma's couch.
Even with movies, you gotta read between the lines.
These 17 People Quit Their Career With No Backup Plan And I Wonder Who Out There Wants To Do The Same
"Left my job and moved to London to be with the girl I loved. I had no plan. Eighteen years later, she's a doctor, I'm a university admin, and we are married with two children."
On behalf of their kids, "We're sorry!"
“That also means that a company like Apple isn’t going to profit as much from an upgrade cycle, which is part of the reason that they fight against this stuff.”
People Are Sharing Modern Social Media Trends They Hate, And I Think We Can All Agree On 99% Of These
"I'm exhausted with how vapid and fake social media is."
Here are just a few things that happened this week.
" National Treasure is totally a guilty pleasure movie."
These hobbies are certainly more ~unique~ than baking bread and drinking whipped coffee...
You can support AAPI communities through these orgs and stay in the know thanks to their Instagram accounts.
Jada Pinkett Smith in the early '00s, alongside her mom and a baby Willow Smith, kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday.
“If you were to wear your AirPods, like, all the time you’ll be at a higher risk for getting something like this, if you’re not taking them out and cleaning them.”
This Foster Mom Is Going Viral After Sharing The Routine For Her First Day With New Placements, And It's So Sweet
"We owe them love, care, and safety."
The cursed ~wet spot~.
"Thank you for giving me space [in your mind] rent-free because I am not tryna pay additional rent."
This Woman Has Gone Viral For Showing Her Body In Outfits Before And After Eating, And It's Inspiring Others To Do The Same
Say it with me: Bloating is normal!
These instagrammers have A+ book recommendations!
Let's add these to the regular menu, please.
Non-Americans Are Sharing The Things They Wish Americans Knew Before Traveling, And I'm Taking Notes
Read this before you book your next trip abroad.
"Can I count Wilson from Cast Away? Because I'm counting Wilson from Cast Away."
“Aidy and I are both tired of being flattened into just ‘fat person.’ Both of us are hungry to be more than that, and to really put our personhood on screen. And Annie’s personhood on screen.”
People Are Calling Out Things Rich People Have Said Or Done That Are Extremely Out Of Touch, And It's Eye-Opening
"I remember her crying on the phone and saying, 'How am I supposed to live on only $2 million a year?!?!'"
"They want to be part of a teen movie; not a social movement."
22 Tweets About Things Kids Today Would Never Understand That Are Equal Parts Too Real And Nostalgic
You just had to be there.
Chefs Are Sharing The Dishes They Hate Making The Most, And It's A Behind-The-Scenes Perspective You Don't Always Get
"I die inside when people order filet steaks well-done."
TAG means touch and go????????
“My favorite thing about this is that fans have been fan-casting Ben Barnes as the role of The Darkling for years.”
Plus, tips for easing the pain!
People Are Losing Their Minds Over This Viral Starbucks Order, And Baristas Are Chiming In With Their Own Stories
"On today's episode of why I wanna quit my job."
"Have you celebrated yourself today?"
This Woman Is Talking About Celebs The Media Used To Consider "Fat" When They Weren't, And How They Manipulated A Whole Generation
"The scrutiny placed on thin, conventionally attractive people affected a generation of people of all shapes and sizes to scrutinize themselves and the people around them with hatred."
Listen: This Is Why We’re So Excited About Marvel’s “Black Panther” and “Captain Marvel” Sequels, Plus First Peek at “Eternals” From Chloe Zhao
“My pick for the next King or Queen of Wakanda? Shuri is always my pick for everything. If you asked me who my pick would be for president I would tell you: ‘Oh have you heard the good word of Shuri?’”
PLEASE read the syllabus.
Common sense might not be so common after all.
They definitely didn't sign up for this.
Who is Tik Talked about, and who is Tik Toxic?!
Just some gift inspo for your friend's upcoming birthday.
Their sense of humor is unmatched.
Here's what it would look like if only people under 45 voted in the 2020 US presidential election.
They'd do literally anything for their partners.
Just tip well, for the love of god.
Am I addicted to TikTok and online shopping? Maybe. But did these purchases change my life? Quite possibly.
Gum does not stay in your digestive system for seven years.
Sir, please step away from the loaf of bread.
"I caught my ex thanks to Pokémon Go."
I can vouch for several of these.
Not today, Satan.
"I would like to thank the fans..."
“I’m a sucker for an opportunity to change the narrative, and disrupt space. As a huge housewives fan, and a RHONY fan in particular, this felt like an opportunity to change the game.”
"I've never seen someone unhappy when I make them their first one. I consider that drink the bridge to craft cocktails."
We're gonna need some answers. Immediately.
"The ship was considering going into quarantine at sea but luckily, we didn't."
"Don't gaslight because it's over. Girlboss because it happened."
"Someone donated an entire trash bag full of dirty diapers."
Reese Witherspoon looking back on her '90s fashion choices kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday.
"Literally from the beginning credits [of My Girl ], she starts crying because she remembers the ending."
Why do we even do it?!
17 Tweet Reactions To Billie Eilish's New Song And Music Video, "Your Power," Because It's Honestly A Masterpiece
Them: "Are you crying because of Billie Eilish?" Me: "Yes."
“Yeah, I’m the guy who makes anxious TikToks from his bedroom, while listening to Radio Disney Bops.”
People Are Sharing The Small Things That Make Work Environments Feel Less Hostile Towards Women, And It's A Must-Read
It's really not too much to ask.
"He said, 'When I come back, I'll decide if we stay married.' And I said, 'That's not how this works. We're getting a divorce.'"
Older People Are Sharing "Taboo" Life Things They Learned, And That They Think Young People Should Know
"Someday, your relevance will wane...embrace it."
T-Pain Revealed That He's Accidentally Been Ignoring Some Celebs For Over Two Years In A Hilarious TikTok
"I was today years old when I found out about the request folder on Instagram that's full of celebs trying to reach me."
Little ways to shop smarter and stretch ingredients in your home kitchen.
You've heard of Yoda, now get ready for his lesser-known cousin, Yodorf.