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Raw eggs with shell are actually really healthy for dogs (unless the shell has undergone any chemical treatments like in the states, then I wouldn't recommend it). Otherwise the shell is a great source of calcium.

I got: All of them! Guess I'm a lucky woman then..

I didn't even notice it said congration! My mind autocorrected it. Now I've read it again with new eyes and it's 10x funnier lmao

The Simpsons episode where Mr Burns looks like an alien proper messed me up for years, it was terrifying!

My grandparents on their wedding day. A beautiful couple!

Exactly this. But I should add even if you didn't say no, but you also didn't say yes, that's not okay either. Sometimes you shut down and no words come out, not even a little sound, and then it's over. Took me a good year to figure out that I was raped by my ex.

It looks so good! I'm super pale and I know if I were to do that I'd look horrendous!

I've never really understood things like this. If I ever have a son I would let him have things marketed for girls if that is what he truly wants. If he wants to take ballet class instead of (or in addition to) playing football, why not? My boyfriend loves using my shower gels because… Read More

34D? I fucking wish. Maybe try 32A.. sigh.

I used to eat sand when I was a toddler, like, handfuls of sand. Obviously my parents tried to stop me but it was always too late. There's even a photo of me smiling at the beach with sand all around my mouth baring my sandy teeth lol.