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10 Reasons Why Farts Are Like Having A Superpower

Imagine having a super butthole. Maybe you do. If you think of farts in a different way.

1. Farts can be used to clear entire rooms in a single hit.

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2. Farts can travel faster than a speeding bullet.

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3. Farts can sometimes just explode out of your butt without warning.

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4. Farts don't even know their own powerful strength...

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5. ...with their smell being truly destructive

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6. Farts can also sneak up on foes with extraordinary stealth...

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7. ...and be used to cropdust entire legions of enemies.

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8. Farts come with GREAT responsibility. One wrong step using the power of your fart and you could end up with the dreaded ~shart~.

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9. Farts can even have the power to make us laugh.

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10. And remember: Farts, like any superpower, can be used for good or EVIL!

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