In case you thought misogyny was dead...
He's the guy you haven't been waiting for...
...and he's here to treat you right.
He has a way with words.
It's too bad nobody understands him.
You might begin to think he's his own worst enemy...
...but before you know it, he's found a solution.
Oh, and he has an eerie way of knowing exactly when a lady might want his "D."
We feel bad for any woman who comes in contact with this D.
And we can only hope he isn't procreating.
Brace yourself for whip-smart burns and comebacks from this comedic genius.
We know this guy is making you sigh out loud.
But we'll leave you with a palate cleansing thought:
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