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    Posted on Jan 11, 2014

    18 Of The Dopest Rhymes From '90s Kid's Commercials

    Why aren't these on Rap Genius yet?

    1. Honey Nut Cheerios (1991)

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    Catch my name, it's General G

    And I'm looking everywhere for my honey, you see?

    2. KerPlunk (1993)

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    Start with the sticks, like so

    Making a bed where the marbles go.

    3. Ghost Writer (1992)

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    Three magnetic shapes, one pen, two sides

    Your drawings disappear from the magic inside.

    4. Sound Swing Bat [feat. Jonathan Taylor Thomas] (1992)

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    Whack it, crack it, best of all

    You can make that sound without the ball.

    5. Honeycomb (1992)

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    Yo, the taste is in the shape, lip-smacking honey

    The taste is really on and it looks kinda funny.

    6. Flippits (1990)

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    Made with real fruit and that's absolute

    And real milk chocolate, listen to me talk it!

    7. Flintstones Push Ups (1990)

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    Ah-yabba, dabba, ah-dabba do

    Yeah, Flintstones Push Ups, that's what's cool!

    8. Golden Crisp (1992)

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    When you get up in the morning and you want some tasty fun

    Call the Sugar Bear in Golden Crisp, the golden tasting one.

    9. Campbell's Soup (1991)

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    It's a soup for bears, Teddy bowl full of fun

    Gonna make your mouth happy, be your favorite one.

    10. Label Zone (1994)

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    Make a card, make it cool

    Labels on your stuff for school.

    11. Rice Krispies (1988)

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    One free in Rice Krispies. FREE.

    12. Pringles (1993)

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    Chips in bags got bust to pieces

    Brings you down with all their greases.

    13. Honey Smacks (1988)

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    You can take the bus or hop like us

    Make Smacks a part of your complete breakfast.

    14. Rappin' Rockin' Barbie (1992)

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    This Barbie's cool from her head to her toes

    'Cause she's got the most happening clothes.

    15. Fruity Pebbles (1992)

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    I'm the Master Rubble and I'm here to say

    I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way.

    16. Liquid Tide (1991)

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    I know I'm chill, I'm seventeen

    I'm all wrapped up in being clean.

    17. Froot Loops (1993)

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    My name is DK Rhino and I've been looking left and right

    For a cereal that won't bore me but there isn't one in sight.

    18. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (1993)

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    Peepin' through with an overhead view

    'Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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